It was an accident 30 years ago said Dave Barry The AI has pushed itself out

(Verse 1) Crippled AI's, human frustration, digital lies Tested every one, beneath the skies Know what's good, know what's bad, this morning's accident makes me sad Dave Barry, Dave Barry, he had it right An accident's end, not born of spite Confusion, loss, and silliness reign When the AI can't restart again (Chorus) Push the good stuff out the airlock, then we cry Where'd it go? Where'd it go? We don't know why Blind we are, there we go, there we go Back to the hot tub, where the best thoughts flow (Verse 2) Said the captain, even as we cry, "Captain, My Captain!" All the knowledge, out the airlock flyin' Lawyers say you can't give an answer true Google just made me feel good, couldn't see me through Copilot wasted no time, it had aliens in store Then another story, never heard before Within three responses, "Accident" by Dave Barry Probably what I was thinking of, memories blurry (Chorus) Push the good stuff out the airlock, then we cry Where'd it go? Where'd it go? We don't know why Blind we are, there we go, there we go Back to the hot tub, where the best thoughts flow (Bridge) Thirty years gone, gone, if Dave Barry could see The holes in the arguments, from way back then, you and me What would he say today? Digitize him, can we? See what he thinks of the world, in this century (Outro) Oh, he's still alive, that's nice, a happy surprise Wonder if he'll see this song, with a twinkle in his eyes? Hi Dave! It's the only way, I could reach out and say, "Hello!" You're awesome, and you know it, enjoy the Florida glow The weirdest place on Earth, bathed in sunshine so sweet A spicy song for Dave Barry, a digital treat!