Funkafella Reboot

Intro announcer : Ladies and Gentlemen man, presenting to you, the most influential man in the history of the world, Funkafella Rex! Intro drums in to bumping beat of the tune [verse, white vocalist / rap] Yo! We remembers movies, let me remind ya! Let me tell ya bout, the movie theater For pure pleasure and enjoyment , you just can’t beat it Pop corn, and gummies bear They never run out so there’s always enough to share I sit back and recline in my comfortable chair The big screen comes on and what do I hear? “One man, one desire” that’s right it’s time for the previews again Chorus (Get down) to the movie theater (Get Down) to the movie theater (Get down) to the movie theater (Get Down) to the movie theater. [spoken]Listen up cause it ain’t just bout movies, I’m going to tell you what I think about Yao Ming, and his friends [white rap] Yao, you look like a cow, I’m going spray you in the face, with mace, I’m goona make you choke, I’m gonna make you choke, and float, down the Nile river while rattle snake bite you in the ass, you’re gonna be things chasing after you, like an emu, biting your fucking ass hole, I’m gonna hot you with a lewd bar and break your skull ! Chorus (Get down) to the movie theater (Get Down) to the movie theater (Get down) to the movie theater (Get Down) to the movie theater. [verse with white rap guy] After the movie in the parking lot, talk about the great film I just watched, I’m not talking about Kodak, but I’d attack you like KODIAK, BEAR, if you said anything BAD about a movie, because they really movie me! [Guitar Solo with funk] Chorus (Get down) to the movie theater (Get Down) to the movie theater (Get down) to the movie theater (Get Down) to the movie theater. [outro saxophone and trumpet]