Step right up Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the satire of the century Where we mock the serious Laugh at the grand And hold the world in the palm of our hand They write the rules in heavy leather books But we rewrite them with our knowing looks A grand caricature of high-brow elite We spin their sonnets down a dusty street Who says a drama has to be so cold When the funniest stories are the ones untold We strip the pretension Layer by layer Every single joker is a secret player Watch the curtain rise Feel the sudden heat As the brass section starts to syncopate the beat It is the art of the tease The bump and the grind Leaving all your worries and your rules behind With a wink and a feather We show what we choose We have got nothing to hide and nothing to lose Welcome to the show Let the glamour begin Now comes the variety The earthy delight A little bit of nonsense to brighten up the night We tumble We mimic We pull off a glove And mock the very concept of romantic love It is beautiful chaos Perfectly planned By the wildest showgirls in the entire land We strip the pretension Layer by layer Every single body is a gorgeous prayer Watch the curtain rise Feel the sudden heat As the brass section starts to syncopate the beat It is the art of the tease The bump and the grind Leaving all your worries and your rules behind With a wink and a feather We show what we choose We have got nothing to hide and nothing to lose Welcome to the show Let the glamour begin And now The final act of this glorious game No two silhouettes are ever the same Every curve is a canvas of light and grace In this wild Body-positive Sacred space Are you ready For the art of the tease The bump and the grind Leaving all your worries and your rules behind With a wink and a feather We show what we choose We have got nothing to hide and nothing to lose Welcome to the show Let the glamour begin No more rules Just the tease Goodnight Darlings
