[Intro – Spoken, barroom style] Well, we ain't got no fancy swimming pool… But we got a cow pond, a case of soda, and absolutely no good sense. Some folks call it skinny-dippin’… We call it CHUNKY DUNKIN’! [Verse 1] Friday night down at Bubba’s place, Got a rope swing hangin’ off a tree by the lake, Cooler full of cola, truck lights on, Somebody hollered, “Come on, y’all, the swimmin’ starts at dawn!” Old Earl showed up in a lawn chair, Said, “I ain't gettin’ wet, I just came to stare— Well… I mean laugh! I meant laugh!” Then he tripped on a tackle box and landed with a splash! [Chorus] CHUNKY DUNKIN’! Jump on in! Make a wave from the bank to the other end! Cannonball left, cannonball right, Whole dang pond's rockin’ Saturday night! CHUNKY DUNKIN’! Ain't that somethin’? When the big ol’ belly meets the water— SPLASH!—everybody's runnin’! Ain't skinny-dippin’ where we come from, We call it CHUNKY DUNKIN’! [Verse 2] Billy brought a kiddie pool, said, “This'll do,” Sat down in it and the bottom split in two! His cousin yelled, “Man, you broke the thing!” Billy said, “Good—now I got a swimming ring!” There’s a busted cooler floatin’ by the dock, A rubber duck stuck in somebody’s Croc, Grandpa's yellin’, “Who moved my chair?” Meanwhile three grown men are stuck on a tire! [Chorus] CHUNKY DUNKIN’! Jump on in! Make a wave from the bank to the other end! Cannonball left, cannonball right, Whole dang pond's rockin’ Saturday night! CHUNKY DUNKIN’! Ain't that somethin’? When the big ol’ belly meets the water— SPLASH!—everybody's runnin’! Ain't skinny-dippin’ where we come from, We call it CHUNKY DUNKIN’! [Bridge – Spoken] Now somebody's gotta explain to the game warden why there's a tractor tire in the pond. [Voice from the crowd] “IT'S FOR SAFETY!” [Everybody] “CHUNKY DUNKIN’!” [Final Chorus – Faster] CHUNKY DUNKIN’! Raise some hell! If you hear a giant splash, you know we're doin’ well! Mud on the bank and moon up high, Everybody laughin’ till the tears run dry! CHUNKY DUNKIN’! Best party in the county! We ain't got no country club— We got BUBBA'S POND AND A WHOLE LOTTA COUNTY! [Outro – Spoken] Same time next Saturday? DAMN RIGHT! CHUNKY DUNKIN’!
