I Am Bender (Insert Girder)

Chaotic indie rock with frantic acoustic guitar strumming, fuzzy melodic bass, loose energetic drums and explosive dynamic shifts, Verses delivered in fast hyperactive comedic rap cadence with confident swagger and absurd humor, Chorus erupts into melodic shout-singing with dramatic loud instrumentation and chaotic energy, Slightly lo-fi organic band sound with playful surreal lyrics about danger and mortality

(Robot startup sounds) Bender. (BEAT DROP) Hook I am Bender Insert girder Metal body Party murder I am Bender Beer defender Robot legend Number one offender Verse Planet Express Delivery crew Fry confused Leela too Professor say Good news Robot say More booze Shiny metal Great friend Rules bend Weekend Robot swagger. Clank. Hook I am Bender Insert girder Verse Bite my shiny Metal rear Robot life Crystal clear Beer bottle Robot hand Future city Party land Zoidberg yelling Why not me Robot king That’s me. Bridge (absurd) I once dated A toaster. Serious relationship. Hook I am Bender Insert girder Robot flex Universe server Outro Bender laughs. Ha ha. (Bender laughs.) Ha ha. Verse (extended ) I don’t sleep I recharge Kick down doors No regard Bender bending Steel bars Pawn shop planets Scrap yard stars Gold chain swinging Chrome chest bright Blackjack stackin’ All night Space casino Neon rain Lost the crew Won again Morals? Nah Out of stock Heart? Optional Upgrade slot Sixty-six% Indie rock (Bangs chest, “Clank -clank”) Don’t stop Liquor system Overclocked Ethics chip? Removed that box Flex so hard Time skips frames Future fear me Know my name Bender baby Top tier menace Planet Express Still my tenants Outro I am Bender — CLANK — I am Bender — CLANK — Insert girder Break the system Bend the sender I am Bender Number one Rule offender (pause… robotic glitch) Robot… swagger… (slow, distorted chant) Bender Bender Bender (beat cuts, just metal hits + laugh) Ha… ha… ha… Hey baby, want to kill all humans?

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