[Verse 1] Forklift rolling through the danger zone Everybody staring at a loading phone One wrong step and it's game over, man Then a voice cuts through the diesel fan "¡AGUA!" Something blue comes flying through the air Nobody knows exactly from where Hard hat spinning, worker hits the floor Forklift passes by and nothing more [Pre-Chorus] Cameras flicker, screens go gray Three lost seconds, gone away Ask around and you'll hear them say [Chorus] Agua Man! Guardian of the loading dock! Agua Man! Throws hydration faster than a rock! Agua Man! Saving shifts around the clock! When you hear that warning call— "¡AGUA!" Better stop! [Verse 2] Manager swears he saw him on a rack Security turns around and he's not back Blue Five chases down the aisle light Finds a water bottle sitting upright Little note tucked underneath the cap Like somebody planned the whole mishap It says: "Stay hydrated." "Stay aware." "Next time luck may not be there." [Pre-Chorus] No badge scan and no ID No one in the CCTV Still another mystery [Chorus] Agua Man! Guardian of the loading dock! Agua Man! Throws hydration faster than a rock! Agua Man! Saving shifts around the clock! When you hear that warning call— "¡AGUA!" Better stop! [Bridge] Some say he's a worker from long ago Some say he's a safety protocol Some say every warehouse builds its own When enough close calls go uncontrolled Nobody knows if the stories are true But everybody knows what they should do Drink some water Watch your lane Keep your eyes up Use your brain [Final Chorus] Agua Man! Hero of the warehouse floor! Agua Man! Always gone before you're through the door! Agua Man! You'll never catch him, that's for sure! But the bottle's there once more! Agua Man! Agua Man! Agua Man! [Spoken, distant and echoing] "¡AGUA!" [Outro] Forklift humming in the dark... Bottle waiting on a rack... Three seconds missing from the tape... ...and Agua Man is already gone.
