[INTRO — CLIFF RACER SCREECH] [DEVIL — DEEP RASPY SPOKEN] What the fuck is a cliff racer? OH, THAT'S a cliff racer! Why's this ugly bird coming straight at me?! [WINGS FLAP, SWORD SWINGS] Missed. Missed. Goddamn, hold still! ...There. Fuck outta here. [BEAT DROPS — HARD STRAIGHT RAP] [VERSE 1 — LOW LAID-BACK RAP] Back in Balmora, still ain't got a clue, Caius in his little house, got a job for me to do. He gave me two hundred gold, said, "Get your gear," "Make yourself an adventurer, don't look suspicious here." Man, I've got a prison record and a face full of ink, You want me undercover? Better give me a drink. Says the Sixth House, Nerevarine, gotta learn what they mean, Find Hasphat at the Fighters Guild, ask what he's seen. So I cross that bridge, got the journal in my hand, Can't find a damn waypoint, gotta read and understand. Downstairs in the guild, found the guy in the back, Said, "You want information? Go bring me an artifact." [HOOK — CATCHY RAPPED, NOT SUNG] Everybody wants something, everybody wants mine, Can't get one straight answer without wasting my time. I'm the Devil in Morrowind, walking door to door, Came to save the damn world, got another fucking chore! Where's the box? Where's the road? Why's the sky turning brown? If another bird attacks me, I'm burning this town! [VERSE 2 — PLAYFUL RAP FLOW] Dwemer puzzle box? What the fuck's that supposed to be? "Go to Arkngthand." Man, spell that shit for me! Pulled the journal up, had to read it twice, Went shopping for a sword, spent half my gold on supplies. Past Fort Moonmoth, now I'm following signs, Old stone bridge up ahead with a river of fire. See a dude on the bridge, thought he'd wave me through, He summons a skeleton—OH, YOU WANNA DO THIS TOO?! Snowy Granius throwing spells, I'm running in a circle, Health bar dropping, man, this shit is gonna hurt. Drink a potion, close the gap, hit him with the blade, Skeleton disappears—okay, we getting paid! Loot his clothes, check my health, barely standing straight, What's that crank doing here beside a giant stone gate? [BREAK — DEVIL SPOKEN] Oh, you gotta TURN that thing? Man, I walked past it three times. [MECHANICAL GRIND, DOOR OPENS] Aight. We're in. [VERSE 3 — QUICKER RHYTHMIC RAP] Rusty pipes, metal doors, what a strange-ass place, Dwemer built a whole machine and vanished without a trace. Bandits in the hallway, now they on my ass, One more swing, one more miss, boy, this combat is trash! Climb the rocks, spot a doorway sitting on a ledge, Boss Crito waiting in there, looking ready for a wreck. I ain't here for treasure—okay, maybe just a little, Took his loot, checked the shelves, found a tiny metal riddle. THAT'S the puzzle box? It's barely worth the walk! Hasphat wants this little cube? Man, we need to talk. Got my prize, leave the ruin, hear a screech overhead— Another fucking cliff racer! Not this shit again! [HOOK — HARDER DRUMS] Everybody wants something, everybody wants mine, Can't get one straight answer without wasting my time. I'm the Devil in Morrowind, walking door to door, Came to save the damn world, got another fucking chore! Found the box, hit the road, got the journal pulled out, Ain't no magic quest marker gonna show me the route! [VERSE 4 — CONFIDENT RAP] Back to Balmora, put the cube up on his desk, Hasphat looking happy, I'm just trying to catch my breath. Gave me notes on the Sixth House, Nerevarine too, Said, "Tell Caius what I told you." Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Down the street, knock knock, old man's still at home, Hand him all the papers, say, "Can I be left alone?" He says, "Good work, operative." Man, don't start that shit, I've been fighting flying lizards just to bring a little brick! [OUTRO — BEAT FADES, SPOKEN] [DEVIL] Alright. One mission done. What we doing next? [CAIUS — OLDER MALE NPC] Go to the Mages Guild. Find Sharn gra-Muzgob. [DEVIL] ...What, she want me to fetch a fucking box too? [DRY LAUGH, MUSIC CUTS]
