OFF_SOLE1A & DAN_THE_MANTTV

OFF_SOLE1A & DAN_THE_MANTTV
“We Came to Chill”

[INTRO — 0:00–0:12]
[Old-school DJ scratches]
DJ: “Who invited these two?”
OFF_SOLE1A: “I thought YOU did!”
DAN: “Bro… I’ve been sitting here for three hours.”
[RECORD SCRATCH]
OFF_SOLE1A: “THREE HOURS?! We haven't even picked a game!”

[VERSE 1 — 0:12–0:42]
Off_Sole1a on the couch, Dan on the chair,
Controllers everywhere, snacks everywhere,
Game loads up — “Yo, who's on my team?”
Dan picked the wrong character… living the dream.

We came to chill, we came to laugh,
Five minutes later somebody broke the math,
Missed the jump, drove into a wall,
Dan yelled, “I meant to do that!” — NO, YOU DIDN'T AT ALL!

[CHORUS — 0:42–1:05]
OFF_SOLE1A & DAN:
We came to chill, we came to play,
Doing stupid stuff in the dumbest way,
Laugh so hard that we can't even see,
Two grown goofballs causing comedy!

OFF_SOLE1A: “Where'd my controller go?”
DAN: “You're holding it, bro!”
OFF_SOLE1A: “Oh…”
[DJ SCRATCH]
BOTH: “LET'S GO!”

[VERSE 2 — 1:05–1:38]
Midnight hits, we're still awake,
Dan's making sandwiches shaped like a snake,
Off_Sole1a says, “Watch this move!”
Immediately falls through the floor in the game.

Everybody's laughing, nobody's cool,
Dan just tried to drive a tank into a pool,
Game says MISSION FAILED,
Dan says, “Nah, man…
That was tactical!”

[BRIDGE — 1:38–1:58]
[Beat drops — low bass]
No plans.
No schedule.
No clue what we're doing.
Just two idiots laughing at pixels on a screen.

[DJ scratch]
OFF_SOLE1A: “Run!”
DAN: “Where?!”
OFF_SOLE1A: “I DON'T KNOW!”
BOTH: “AAAAAAAAAH!”

[FINAL CHORUS — 1:58–2:30]
We came to chill, we came to play,
Turned a quiet night into a three-hour display,
Winning? Maybe. Losing? Probably.
But nobody here is acting normal-y!

Off_Sole1a and Dan_the_manttv,
Two legends of absolutely nothing to do,
If stupidity was an Olympic sport,
We'd probably forget where we parked the car!

[OUTRO — 2:30–2:42]
[Slow DJ scratches]
DAN: “Yo… should we play another round?”
OFF_SOLE1A: “Definitely.”
DAN: “What time is it?”
OFF_SOLE1A: “Uh… 4:17.”
[LONG RECORD SCRATCH]
BOTH: “WE'RE SCREWED TOMORROW!”

[BEAT CUTS]
DJ: “Off_Sole1a… Dan_the_manttv…
They came to chill.
They stayed for the nonsense.”

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OFF_SOLE1A & DAN_THE_MANTTV “We Came to Chill” [INTRO — 0:00–0:12] [Old-school DJ scratches] DJ: “Who invited these two?” OFF_SOLE1A: “I thought YOU did!” DAN: “Bro… I’ve been sitting here for three hours.” [RECORD SCRATCH] OFF_SOLE1A: “THREE HOURS?! We haven't even picked a game!” [VERSE 1 — 0:12–0:42] Off_Sole1a on the couch, Dan on the chair, Controllers everywhere, snacks everywhere, Game loads up — “Yo, who's on my team?” Dan picked the wrong character… living the dream. We came to chill, we came to laugh, Five minutes later somebody broke the math, Missed the jump, drove into a wall, Dan yelled, “I meant to do that!” — NO, YOU DIDN'T AT ALL! [CHORUS — 0:42–1:05] OFF_SOLE1A & DAN: We came to chill, we came to play, Doing stupid stuff in the dumbest way, Laugh so hard that we can't even see, Two grown goofballs causing comedy! OFF_SOLE1A: “Where'd my controller go?” DAN: “You're holding it, bro!” OFF_SOLE1A: “Oh…” [DJ SCRATCH] BOTH: “LET'S GO!” [VERSE 2 — 1:05–1:38] Midnight hits, we're still awake, Dan's making sandwiches shaped like a snake, Off_Sole1a says, “Watch this move!” Immediately falls through the floor in the game. Everybody's laughing, nobody's cool, Dan just tried to drive a tank into a pool, Game says MISSION FAILED, Dan says, “Nah, man… That was tactical!” [BRIDGE — 1:38–1:58] [Beat drops — low bass] No plans. No schedule. No clue what we're doing. Just two idiots laughing at pixels on a screen. [DJ scratch] OFF_SOLE1A: “Run!” DAN: “Where?!” OFF_SOLE1A: “I DON'T KNOW!” BOTH: “AAAAAAAAAH!” [FINAL CHORUS — 1:58–2:30] We came to chill, we came to play, Turned a quiet night into a three-hour display, Winning? Maybe. Losing? Probably. But nobody here is acting normal-y! Off_Sole1a and Dan_the_manttv, Two legends of absolutely nothing to do, If stupidity was an Olympic sport, We'd probably forget where we parked the car! [OUTRO — 2:30–2:42] [Slow DJ scratches] DAN: “Yo… should we play another round?” OFF_SOLE1A: “Definitely.” DAN: “What time is it?” OFF_SOLE1A: “Uh… 4:17.” [LONG RECORD SCRATCH] BOTH: “WE'RE SCREWED TOMORROW!” [BEAT CUTS] DJ: “Off_Sole1a… Dan_the_manttv… They came to chill. They stayed for the nonsense.”

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