[Intro] [crowd chants, slide guitar, stomps] Aw lawd… Aw lawd… Everybody hide the snacks She awake now [Verse 1] Black fur coat and a royal strut Tiny white boots and a fluffy butt Walk through the kitchen like she own the place Judging every human with that tiny little face Hear one crinkle from a snack bag fold Now she sprinting like the house gone gold Acting like we never fed her once today Even though she ate like thirty minutes away [Pre-Chorus] Floorboards creak when she hit full speed Powered entirely by snacks and greed [Chorus] AW LAWD HERE SHE COMES Big fluffy missile and she locking on Tiny little paws but the whole couch shakes Girl move through the room like a small earthquake Popcorn thief with a royal strut Built like a pillow with a fluffy butt She ain’t sorry and she ain’t subtle Aw lawd here comes trouble [Verse 2] Popcorn bucket got her diving in Face first like she paying rent Yellow eyes locked on every plate Hovering close while she calculating fate She scream at the fridge like a union rep Demanding treats with her whole damn chest Then curl right up when the chaos done Like she innocent after everyone run [Pre-Chorus] She hear cheese from a quarter mile Whole house panic when she start to smile [Chorus] AW LAWD HERE SHE COMES Big fluffy missile and she locking on Tiny little paws but the whole couch shakes Girl move through the room like a small earthquake Popcorn thief with a royal strut Built like a pillow with a fluffy butt She ain’t sorry and she ain’t subtle Aw lawd here comes trouble [Breakdown] [half-time drums, gang vocals, ridiculous heavy riff] NO THOUGHTS JUST SNACKS SHE HEARD THE FRIDGE FROM THREE ROOMS BACK NO BRAKES ALL FLUFF THIS HOUSE AIN’T SAFE WHEN SHE WAKING UP [Bridge] Thought the shave would slim her down Then the vet took half the floof out Found out underneath all that fur… Was somehow even MORE of her [Final Chorus] AW LAWD HERE SHE COMES Whole house laughing when she starts to run Don’t matter skinny, don’t matter wide That fluffy little menace still our pride Yeah she steals popcorn and hogs the bed Probably plotting crimes inside her head But this house ain’t home without that fluff And honestly… we can’t love her enough [Outro] [slide guitar, crowd chanting, distant meow] Aw lawd… There she go again Somebody protect the popcorn [end song]
