[Intro] You fukk't with the wrong MC, son You want a rap battle? Aight, bring it [Verse] He wakes up crusty from last night's wank Pee bottles overflow, his room is rank Greentexts online 'bout anime girls The state of this 'tard makes an anon hurl No gf, no life, just simps for AI His chatbot waifu makes his ween rise I'll beat you to the ground boy, step in the ring Make you learn to never rap against the coomer king [Chorus] He's a basement dweller, forever alone Spends all day jerkin' on his come crusted phone Posting edgy memes and jerkin' to traps His future's bleak, ain't no coming back [Verse 2] Living in the basement, 4chan dwelling Mom brings him tendies, fingers are swelling Sticky from lotion, monitor's glowing Jerk in it to gens just to get the coom flowing He was gifted as a kid, now his future's looking bleak He came thirty seven times in just the past week Stains on the carpet, you know he's soapless Life for this anon is damn near hopeless [Chorus] He's a basement dweller, forever alone Spends all day jerkin' on his come crusted phone Posting edgy memes and jerkin' to traps His future's bleak, ain't no coming back
