[SCOOTER] So, you have come before me today, To hear the words that I must say. For I am the leader, the ruler supreme, I control it all, or so it may seem. You’ll follow my orders, you’ll bow to my rule, I’m the king of this place, you’re nothing but fools! For I am the man, the master of all, You’ll do as I say, or watch as you fall! I’ll build my throne, my power will grow, And soon, my reign will be all you know! So tremble, peasants, for your time is through— Scott Glamis’s here, and the world belongs to ME, not you! So anyway, as I was saying, my power is vast, I’ll crush all my foes, their reigns won’t last! For I am the master, the master of this land, With wealth and glory, I’ll make my stand! And as for the rest….. [SCOOTER breaks character, music abrupt halt] Oh shit….I can’t remember my words! [ROY - MALE VOCALIST - SPOKEN] Scooter, don’t swear! Just keep going, just make it up if you forget something! [BILL - sung] If this were my role, I’d nail that line, He’s botching it all, it should’ve been mine! [SCOOTER] So as I was saying, ummm… wait, where was I? Ah yes… [Music back to pace] I, Scott Glamis, and loyal soldier of this land, Declare myself your new ruler to hand, As your precious Duncan has fallen to the knife, The knife of his murderer who claimed his life. And no one can stop me now! (evil laughter) Ha ha ha ha ha ha [pause] Not even your hero…… Malcolm Duff! [end]