[verse] When I ran away from NY You said you weren't like other guys Baby, I believed you Guess I'm really bad at signs You said, "I'm super straight, I swear" Then hid your phone like scrambled cable Should've known from all the back-room talk And chew toys on the table [chorus] Duffy, you dog Caught you on all fours Beggin' for a treat Rollin' over for Two cousins on a leash Duffy, duffy, you dog [verse] Walked in on guy's night Friday You said it was just a game Guess that game involed Two grown men and zero shame Matching hoods, same jawline structure Family tree tied in a knot I ask, "Wait, aren't you two related?" They both said, "Kinda...kinda not!" [chorus] Duffy, you dog Caught you on all fours Humpin' a leg and Rollin' over for Two cousins on the bed Duffy, duffy, you dog [bridge] You said, don't tell I'll go to hell Buddy, that ship sailed long ago If heaven's real They changed the locks When you screamed safe-words in falsetto I'm not mad you like the boys I'm mad you lied and stole my toys Next time you go barking up that family tree Don't go dragging my name in the street [chorus] Duffy, you dog Caught you on all fours Lickin' peanut butter And rollin' over for Two brothers from other mothers Duffy, duffy, you dog
