Sweet Boredom

Oh the clock is my best friend Ticking slow till the bitter end I'm drowning in this sea of blah A fly buzzes by like it's got a plan I envy its drive more than any man My life's a sitcom without the laugh Oh boredom sweet boredom You’ve got me in your kingdom Sitting here with nothing to do Staring at the wall like it’s a view Oh boredom sweet boredom You're my anthem and my problem Counted the tiles on my floor twice Found a dust bunny—it’s my new vice Talked to my plant It didn’t respond Read the back of a cereal box Learned about fiber It rocks This is my life—where’s the applause? I tried to make a paper hat But the paper ripped Imagine that