[Verse 1 — Female rapper smoky raspy voice] [SFX: Cemetery wind, distant owl, rusty gate creaking] Met my friends at the cemetery, very merry, very loud Cheap tiara, smeared mascara, cape snagged, nearly took me down They said bring some spirits, brought tequila, poured a round Voice beneath my heels said keep it down, we’re underground [SFX: Muffled heartbeat, distant whispers] Then the ground leaned, sound thinned, whole scene slipped out of focus Couldn’t move, could hear them moving, couldn’t tell if they had noticed Eyes shut, thoughts rushed, all their words came warped and broken Body clocked out, brain clocked in, unpaid overtime, no promotion [SFX: Bat wings fluttering overhead] [Background chant underneath the next four bars: Oogie Woogie spooky kooky Suno down] My girl’s French tips stretched to claws, her grin got wider, voice got deeper My friend grew ten feet, cheap sheet, knockoff designer reaper One sprouted wings, hit two quick flaps, then asked who’d watch his sneakers One turned ghost, still needed Wi-Fi, death ain’t fixed him either [SFX: Candle flames crackling, eerie laughter] They circled one cracked slab, black candles, purple candle wax Said we’re holding an event, I thought this better have some snacks They requested a medium, offered them the hoodie off my back Now the witch is throwing shade but can’t find where her shadow’s at [SFX: Three hollow knocks, séance bell] Séance started, claws clasped, whole congregation getting formal Oogie Woogie spooky kooky Suno down, they opened up a portal Host crawled out in house shoes, floral blouse, said act normal Even demons got an auntie who insists on keeping things cordial [Verse 2 — Female rapper smoky raspy voice] [SFX: Fingernails tapping stone, whispering voices] Auntie tapped the tabletop, demanded full participation I can’t lift a fingertip, still catching shit for concentration Ghost kept talking over her, possessed the whole conversation Witch said somebody mute him, séance needs some moderation [SFX: Table rattling, claws scratching underneath] Table shivered, candles quivered, little claws beneath it drumming Something whispered run, I thought with what, my legs ain’t doing nothing Reaper put his palm out, even death was out here chasing money I’m not paying for the afterlife, I haven’t finished this one, honey [SFX: Bat wings fluttering close, laughter abruptly stopping] [Background chant underneath the next four bars: Oogie Woogie spooky kooky Suno down] Then the laughter stopped, the lantern dropped, a shadow stood behind me Clammy palms crawled up my back, each fingertip felt wet and slimy All my friends leaned in at once, their teeth clicked shut in perfect timing Couldn’t scream, my heartbeat kept on picking fights with all that silence [SFX: Sudden gasp, chanting cuts out, morning birds] Woke up in the cemetery, damp tights, cheek pressed against a wreath Same Halloween costume, twisted cape, wet grass underneath Blue and yellow, purple pills all round me, bright against the leaves Did I miss the party or did I end up as the centerpiece [SFX: Handbag clasp clicking, footsteps through wet grass] Left the pills, grabbed my handbag, peeled a slug off my tiara Took my haunted ass to brunch in half a lash and streaked mascara One star for that séance, no snacks, atrocious hosting If I wanted dead company, I’d call my ex, he’s great at ghosting
