
[LK09] IceBuddy (feat. K-Liz)
He posed as ICE But was a mouse Bragging around Pissing to mark his ground He had a deck, sure But his hacks were poor A Night City kid Dreaming to be big His life sucked a bit In his pockets just shit But things turned around When a sucker was found Then he discovered his real vocation He heard the calling, tracking a sensation It was a one time job But in the shadows of the club He knew it just in a glimpse... He was a pimp... "Man, this place is heaven" He was a pimp.... "Damn, I want this forever" He was a pimp... "Fuck this, these cyber hacks!" He was a pimp.... "From now on just cyber-fucks" He loved the place a lot As juvenile mascot Bouncing in whirl From girl to girl In the whores hive A lot of test drives Ten times in a night Not a cop in sight. He learnt from Lady Liz A mistress of the biz As to the dumb chump He was kind of a choom But, hey, it's NC! These things don't last The ugly dude was fast and so his blast He could do nothing He wasn't bluffing Protecting the whores' circus Was his one and only purpose. He was a pimp... "Wow, I am in heaven..." He was a PIMP! "Saint Peter is the best choom ever!" HE WAS A PIMP!!! "They said angels have no sex..." He was a pimp... "...well, I have all the time to check" **** ***** **** Richard "ICE-BUDDY" Burnham (2068-2075 - killed by Smasher Jr) [role: runner 1 / notable skill or ability (none) / notable implants (none)] IceBuddy started to work as Net Security for Lady Liz and Hiro around '74. Killed in the '75 Latency Massacre, trying to protect the girls of the club. After death he became an urban legend, subject of comical and tragic stories ("St. Ice Man Protector of the Whores" is a common graffiti in NC and can be found in other NUSA cities as well as well in Europe). Killed by Smasher Jr, one of his former employer, as initiation rite imposed by Smasher himself.

