[intro] [Verse 1] Step right up to the grand parade, Smiling faces, the bombs we’ve made! Wave your flags and clap your hands, While we auction off your lands! [Pre-Chorus] The press says, "Trust us, don’t ask why!" The banks just wink and count their pie, And if you question? Well, goodbye. Chorus] Ohhh—Happy little dictator! Dancing in his golden chair! Happy little dictator! Your despair is fashionable there! [Verse 2] The polls are rigged—but what a show! "Democracy" with one*name to go! Tanks roll in with party streamers, Dissenters? Just bad dreamers! [Bridge] (Jazzier, mocking tone) "We care so much—your voice is heard!" (Just not too loud—that’s absurd!) "The system’s fair!" (If you’re obscenely rich!) Now smile for the drones—say cheese! [Chorus] Ohhh—Happy little dictator! Laughing through the riot fumes! Happy little dictator! Your tears just feed the money blooms! [Solo] [Screaming Chorus x3] Ohhh—Happy little dictator! Laughing through the riot fumes! Happy little dictator! Your tears just feed the money blooms! [Riff] [End