[Verse] Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off? (ooh-yeah) Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? (ooh-ooh) Harry: We sneak into houses We're the best around Marv: But we're just two fools who can't make a sound [Verse] Harry: Well I like to be quiet and move without a trace (ooh-ooh) Marv: And I thought my chicken costume would put a smile on your face (ooh-yeah) Harry: But we've been caught in the act We're falling apart Marv: Yeah Our plans are all bungled right from the start [Chorus] Both: Bumbling burglars Oh what a sight Trying to get rich But it's always a fight We're clumsy We're silly But we're always together Bumbling burglars Forever and ever (ooh-ooh)
