[Verse 1] Oh hey, it's gonna be today That I really gotta take a poo By now, the Taco Bell Has declared a war on my caboose I don't think that anyone Clenches quite the way I do right now [Verse 2] Backspray, the word is on the street That the colon prep is kicking in I’m sure you’ve heard it all before But this toilet’s never seen such sin I don't think that anyone Needs this many wipes at half past two [Pre-Chorus] And all the stalls we have to find are occupied And all the signs that say “Employees Only” lied There are many things that I would like to say to you But I just blew a fuse [Chorus] Because maybe You’re gonna be the one that scopes me And after all It’s my colon wall [Verse 3] Oh hey, it's gonna be today That the doctor shoved the cam on through By now, I should’ve somehow Realised to skip the beef vindaloo I don't think that anyone Burps this much from anesthesia now [Pre-Chorus] And all the roads to gastroenterology wined And all the gowns expose your pale and frightened behind There are many things that I would like to ask the nurse Like “Did I just pass a curse?” [Chorus] I said maybe You’re gonna be the one that scopes me And after all It’s my colon wall [Outro] I said maybe Hand me another wipe, it’s urgent lately And after all Please inspect my colon wall
