[Verse 1] I saw a guy today on his phone in a lane, Textin’ “LOL” right into a train. Lady at the mall with a cart full o’ debt, Says “Treat yourself!” — but the bill ain’t met. We all got moments when our brains take five, But some folks live there and still survive. [Chorus] Stoopid people, they’re everywhere I go, Buyin’ what they can’t afford, just to steal the show. Stoopid people, man, they never learn, Playin’ with the fire, can’t feel the burn. Yeah, we’re all a little dumb sometimes, I’ll confess— But some folks majored in “hot mess.” [Verse 2] Dude at the gym drinkin’ Monster for health, Tells me crypto’s how he’ll build his wealth. Neighbor cut the tree ‘cause he hated shade, Now he’s meltin’ down where the stump got laid. We all got blind spots, I got mine too— But I stop at red lights, how ‘bout you? [Chorus] Stoopid people, got no reverse gear, They ask the same question twice a year. Stoopid people, got that thousand-yard stare, Yellin’ “fake news!” to the clean, cool air. Yeah, we all screw up, that’s part of the plan— But some folks skipped the “think” in “human.” [Bridge] We’ve all done dumb stuff, that’s how we learn, Touch the stove once, you know how it burns. But some keep touchin’ like they like the pain— Sayin’ “This time’s different!” while it’s all the same. [Solo Section] (bluesy slide guitar, cowbell, crowd claps) [Verse 3] Politician smilin’ while the mic’s still hot, Sayin’ “Trust me, folks!”—yeah, sure you got caught. I laugh ‘cause I’m human, I’ve done my share, But at least I know when I look dumb out there. [Final Chorus] Stoopid people, man, they run the show, We vote, we scroll, we watch it grow. Stoopid people, in a grand parade, And I’m marchin’ too—just a bit more afraid. Yeah, the world’s gone crazy, it’s hard to cope— But at least we’re laughin’… there’s always hope. [Outro – Spoken over groove] Yeah, maybe we’re all stoopid people… Some just turned pro.
