[verse] I made a quick stop at the store My lonely heart was breakin' I walked up to the counter When I saw her in her apron Her name tag said Linda Her smile was warm and bright And I knew I'd found the one Under those florescent lights [chorus] I never win at anything But I hit the jackpot bigly The night I went for smokes And met the queen of Piggly wiggly [Verse] I asked her 'bout the half off sale Just making conversation Then rambled on how IGA Was once at this location Her hair clips were gleaming Just like a royal crown And I thought where's she been hiding In this single stop light town [chorus] I never win at anything But I hit the jackpot bigly The night I went for smokes And met the queen of Piggly wiggly [Verse] Her shift was almost over She was sending all the signals So I asked her if she'd like to go and Hear me play my fiddle My mind was in the zone about The night we had ahead So I passed on buying cigarettes Bought some Juicy Fruit instead [chorus] I never win at anything But I hit the jackpot bigly The night I went for smokes And met the queen of Piggly wiggly [Fiddle Outro]
