Woke up at noon, phone glued to me mitt. Thumb’s on a mission, can’t quit this bit. Head's pounding hard, but who needs a brain? Lost me bird, lost me mates, but I’m still insane. Job’s long gone, boss said, “You’re done,” Didn’t even flinch, I was mid-swipe, son, Eyes going blurry, but what do I care? A million cat vids in the palm of me stare! [Chorus] Scroll! scroll! scroll away! Living for likes in a digital haze. Life's a blur, but I’m alright. Who needs reality? I’ve got Wi-Fi tonight! Mum's on the blower, says, “Son, you’re a wreck,” But I’m too busy watching a dog play Shrek. Dinner’s gone cold, but me feed’s red hot. Comments to read, and I’ve lost the plot! Lost me flat, now I’m skint and stuck. Living off vibes and borrowed luck. But me phone’s still buzzing, that's all I need. What’s a real life when I’ve got me feed?! Scroll! scroll! scroll away! Living for likes in a digital haze. Life's a blur, but I’m alright. Who needs reality? I’ve got Wi-Fi tonight! [solo] Who needs mates when strangers react? Their emoji smiles keep me intact. I’ll trade me eyesight, me health, me soul! For another dopamine-loaded scroll! [Chorus 2x] Scroll! scroll! scroll away! Living for likes in a digital haze. Life's a blur, but I’m alright. Who needs reality? I’ve got Wi-Fi tonight!