Flat Earth

ranting and raving alt-country, conspiracy theory punk, NASA noise

[Verse 1]
You know that Timmy Johnson kid, the kid that delivers pizza in the neighborhood.  He's a weird kid. Some of the neighbors say he believes in the round Earth, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his fifteenth birthday, all he wanted was a telescope. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a telescope. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a telescope.

[Verse 2]
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Johnson kid, looking up at the sky. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for the curve." I say, "Jumping Jupiter on a Moon Bounce. Everybody knows there ain't no curve. It's flat as a pancake. Why the hell do you think the horizon looks flat, anyway?" Now Terry, do you think a kid like that is going to know what NASA's doing with their lies?

[Verse 3]
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer. My oldest boy, Tommy, graduated.  You know that rocket launch they broadcasted on TV? Well this year they showed it with a new angle called The ISS Feed. The man said, "This is live, and unedited footage from space." But Tommy, he was a skeptic, just like his old man. He was yelling out "Hey everybody, "Look at the wires! Look at the CGI!" Pow! He got banned! They found his IP over  the VPN service.

[Verse 4]
A few days after that, I open up my email. And there's a newsletter in there. From Denver, Colorado, and it's addressed to Tommy.And it's entitled, "Do you know what NASA's doing with our minds?"

[Verse 5]
Now, Terry, if you look at the evidence around any large conspiracy, there's a big underground corporate manipulation. Seattle, Washington, for an example. Look at the data around Seattle, Terry. You can't trust it; it's all fabricated. The government says it's for scientific advancement. But I know what's really going on, Terry. I know it's NASA. They're in it with the Freemasons. They're building mind control for sheeple, I swear to God.

[Outro]
You know what, Terry, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this flat-earth forum.

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[Intro] Let me tell you something, Terry, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the flat-earth forum. Oh, don't get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good skeptics. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little YouTube on their flat screens, maybe sip on some Red Bull. They're good, fine people, Terry. But they don't know ... what NASA's doing with the globe model! [Verse 1] You know that Timmy Johnson kid, the kid that delivers pizza in the neighborhood. He's a weird kid. Some of the neighbors say he believes in the round Earth, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his fifteenth birthday, all he wanted was a telescope. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a telescope. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a telescope. [Verse 2] Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Johnson kid, looking up at the sky. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for the curve." I say, "Jumping Jupiter on a Moon Bounce. Everybody knows there ain't no curve. It's flat as a pancake. Why the hell do you think the horizon looks flat, anyway?" Now Terry, do you think a kid like that is going to know what NASA's doing with their lies? [Verse 3] I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer. My oldest boy, Tommy, graduated. You know that rocket launch they broadcasted on TV? Well this year they showed it with a new angle called The ISS Feed. The man said, "This is live, and unedited footage from space." But Tommy, he was a skeptic, just like his old man. He was yelling out "Hey everybody, "Look at the wires! Look at the CGI!" Pow! He got banned! They found his IP over the VPN service. [Verse 4] A few days after that, I open up my email. And there's a newsletter in there. From Denver, Colorado, and it's addressed to Tommy.And it's entitled, "Do you know what NASA's doing with our minds?" [Verse 5] Now, Terry, if you look at the evidence around any large conspiracy, there's a big underground corporate manipulation. Seattle, Washington, for an example. Look at the data around Seattle, Terry. You can't trust it; it's all fabricated. The government says it's for scientific advancement. But I know what's really going on, Terry. I know it's NASA. They're in it with the Freemasons. They're building mind control for sheeple, I swear to God. [Outro] You know what, Terry, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this flat-earth forum.

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