*[Intro – carnival barker voice over dreamy pads]* "Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted sinners! Put your hands together for the one, the only... FIZZAROLLI! Wowie!" *[Verse 1 – bouncy but chill]* Roll up, roll up, the show's about to start, I'm the jester with a shiny robo-heart, Juggle all your sins up in the air, Pie in the face — but I don't care! *[Pre-Chorus]* Mammon signs the checks, Ozzie owns the club, You're the opening act, I'm the main hubbub, Polished chrome, bells on my hat, Try to outshine me? Good luck with that! *[Chorus – sparkly drop]* 'Cause I'm the Fizz, the whiz, the showbiz star, The funniest demon in Hell by far, Chill little beat but I'm turned up loud, Watch me work this lust-ring crowd — wowie! *[Verse 2]* Half machine, all charm, fully fabulous, Blitzo's just mad 'cause he's less glamorous, "Oh, I'm an imp with a business!" — please, I've got talent coming out my knees! (They're spring-loaded!) Asmodeus watches from the VIP, Front row seat just for little ol' me, He says my act's the best he's seen — Okay, maybe we're a *thing*, if you know what I mean! *[Bridge – spoken patter, beat strips back]* "What's the deal with arms and legs? Mine come off! I lost 'em in a fire — long story, don't ask Blitzo, he'll cry about it. Anyway — juggling! Fire! Feelings I'm not processing! Wowie!" *[Final Chorus – bigger, key change]* 'Cause I'm the Fizz, the whiz, the showbiz king, Bells on my hat and I make 'em ring, You can keep your gloom, I'll keep my glow, Fizzarolli steals the show — wowie! *[Outro – whispered]* "Tip your waitress... I'm also the waitress."
