There they are, Dancing under the moon So in love She’s about to swoon Over there, A love fresh and new Barely tested, Yet somehow true There’s a couple, Decades under their belts There’s a thruple, Both men under her spell Everyone touched By Cupid’s compulsion Everyone feeling Candy heart emotions But where’s my Valentine? Where’s my guy? How about a girl To twirl under an open sky? Cupid didn’t show up for me, I didn’t take a love arrow to the knee I guess Cupid forgot about me Yeah, Cupid forgot about me. No candle-lit dinner, Not for me this year Instead, it’s delivery And a bottle of beer It’s a table for one, But don’t shed any tears This year is for me, Without reservation or fear I don’t want Cupid’s help Send Eros on his way This year is different This year, I’ll say Cupid, forget about me. Go shoot someone else Move on, fly away Don’t come for me No, Cupid don’t show up for me, I don’t need a love arrow to the knee Cupid, forget about me Yeah, Cupid, just forget about me. Go away, you winged weirdo!
