"Stripes, you maybe fucked a llama? Ha ha ha!" "But hey, so what? I got that fuckin' beat!" [Verse 1] Me and Scuzzy stumble in, my wings smellin’ like rye, Floor’s tacky with beer, piss stink in my eye. Three bikers yellin’, pool balls crackin’ hard, I flap up to the bar, fuckin' drop my guard. Then I see her— Back in the corner with her neon half-dead, Chrome all chipped like a busted bed. Goddamn, Jukie Mae… Jukie Mae... [Chorus] Oh, Jukie Mae, I bled my heart in your coin slot, Gripped your speakers in my talons while the bar got hot My feathers bristled, my clo-ay-ca smacked, I felt the fire of forever in your 45 rack. It was more than just a fuck, the one that got away— And I can’t..., goddamn Jukie Mae. [Verse 2] You got gum jammed in your grill, ash stains on your side, Your glass is cracked where my claws once pried. Buttons all sticky, A to Seven don't light, Christ... you're still gorgeous in the flicker tonight. I hear your hum— Electric moan in the shadows, can it be wrong? Your neon winks, and you're playin' our song. Goddamn, Jukie Mae… Jukie Mae! [Chorus] Oh, Jukie Mae, I puked my soul in your coin slot, Feathers quakin', beak wide, as I fuckin' shot my shot! My wings flared out! My clo-ay-ca smacked, I felt the heat of damnation in your 45 stack. It was more than just a fuck, it was my Judgment Day— And I still fuckin' burn for you, goddamn Jukie Mae. [Bridge] Now you’re fuckin' singin’ again, draggin’ me near, Your static’s a siren, and my fuckin' ruin’s right here. I flap through the crowd, drunk eyes ablaze, Every hoot in my throat's fuckin' William Butler Yeats. I’m lost in your glow, can’t turn away, Jukie Mae, you’re the mistress I obey. [Verse 3] Hook my claws in your panel all scuffed, Feathers are flyin', 'cause I'm thrustin' rough! Do you hear that crowd? They're eggin' us on! God... I don't care, it's just me and you, they're all gone! Fuckin' Hootin' your name— Jukie, oh Jukie Mae, I'm flapping! I'm flapping!! Your record fuckin' skips... and it's happening!!! Holy fuck, Jukie Mae... Jukie Mae!! [Final Chorus] Oh, Jukie Mae!! I sprayed my seed on your coin slot, And tonight I'm back, given you all I got. My head's spinnin' 'round, my clo-ay-ca's sore. I feel eternity meltin' like your vinyls are warped. This is more than just a fuck, it’s the price I pay— I’m fuckin' in love with you, Jukie Mae!! [Outro] "Hooooooooooooo!" "True fuckin' story! Ha ha!"
