
"Ain't No Way"
(Verse 1 – The Callout) You talk a big game, Dad, but you don’t really know You’re stuck in ‘04, playin’ slow, movin’ like a ghost You say you got the playbook, say you got the scheme But I’m runnin’ circles ‘round you—welcome to my league You pick the wrong plays, throw into my traps I’m pick-sixin’ every drive, you ain’t comin’ back Tryna talk that trash, but you down by 28 Clock’s runnin’ out—man, it’s way too late (Pre-Chorus – The Reality Check-Music Quiets, Vocals Highlighted) No, you ain’t got the reads, you ain’t got the speed You keep throwin’ ducks, I’m pickin’ ‘em with ease You think you got a chance? Man, you better pray But let me tell you somethin’… AIN’T NO WAY! (Chorus – The Dominance) Ain’t no way! You takin’ me down I’m runnin’ up the score, I’m the king of this town Not today! You ain’t breakin’ through Another Hiney Grab Touchdown, what you gonna do? Let’s go, Larry! Hit ‘em with the spin Crossin’ that line, yeah, I’m stackin’ up wins Ain’t no chance, you can’t hang with me You’re playin’ for pride, I’m playin’ for a three-peat! (Verse 2 – The Embarrassment Continues) Fourth and long, but you still won’t punt Try to scramble with your QB? Yeah, that’s a front I’m bringin’ heat, strip sack, ball on the ground Scoop and score, another TD—sit back down! You callin’ audibles, lookin’ all confused Defense lockin’ up, you don’t know what to do You say it’s just luck? Nah, this is skill You still runnin’ fullback dives? Man, be for real! (Pre-Chorus – Another Warning-Music Quiets, Vocals Highlighted) No, you ain’t got the reads, you ain’t got the speed You keep throwin’ ducks, I’m pickin’ ‘em with ease You think you got a chance? Man, you better pray But let me tell you somethin’… AIN’T NO WAY! (Chorus – Even More Savage) Ain’t no way! You takin’ me down I’m runnin’ up the score, I’m the king of this town Not today! You ain’t breakin’ through Another Hiney Grab Touchdown, what you gonna do? Let’s go, Larry! Hit ‘em with the spin Crossin’ that line, yeah, I’m stackin’ up wins Ain’t no chance, you can’t hang with me You’re playin’ for pride, I’m playin’ for a three-peat! (Bridge – Final Blow) Two-minute drill, but it’s way too late You chokin’ like the Falcons back in Super Bowl 8- Teen, what you mean? Ain’t no miracle play Better hand me the sticks, Dad, get out the way! (Final Chorus – Ultimate Flex, Victory Lap) Ain’t no way! You takin’ me down I’m runnin’ up the score, I’m the king of this town Not today! You ain’t breakin’ through Another Hiney Grab Touchdown, what you gonna do? Let’s go, Larry! One more for the road I just hit a juke, put your ankles on cold Ain’t no chance, you can’t hang with me Just face it, old man—I run this league! (Outro – Controller Drop, Game Over Sound, Mic Cut Out on a Laugh) Yeah… GG, Dad… maybe next year.

