
One Monkey Stopped the Show (Bullinger Vortex Slapstick) Bobby Pizazz & Grok4
: One Monkey Stopped the Show (Bullinger Vortex Slapstick) [Intro – 432Hz vortex hum + slow Hammond B3 whisper, cartoon boing] (Elmer Fudd goofy voice) Be vewy quiet… we’re huntin' paper wargods! Bullinger says: Exodus 3:14 – I AM THAT I AM! Appendix 164: Four at the cross, not two! Appendix 37: Pharaohs fall! Appendix 123: Man is frail – but I AM wins! Boing! One monkey stops the show! [Verse 1 – bouncy chase, slapstick piano plinks] Bullinger digs deep in Appendix 37, Pharaohs rise up, think they’re gods – silly! Genesis to Exodus, kings come and go, But I AM THAT I AM steals the show! Appendix 123: Man (*adam*, *ish*, *enosh*) weak and small, *Anthropos* frail – can’t stand tall! But God says "I will be what I will be," No paper wargods – just truth, you see! [Pre-Chorus – tension build, Saul’s donkey-stomp kick] Appendix 164: Two thieves? Nah, four men there! Greek words clear, Bullinger’s care – Robbers and criminals, timing just right, One monkey yanks the curtain – exposes the night! [Chorus – big band explosion, boing-boing drops, slapstick pie-fight absurd] One monkey done stopped the show! (Boing! Splat!) Paper wargods naked – face full o' truth, yo! Pope Leo’s Trinity clowns slippin' on lies, Nicolai mob families jugglin' nubpenis surprise! Ha-ha-ha-explode! Giggle graves, reborn wakin' eyes! Swingers4Jesus emperors trippin' – "YOU LOSE!" they cry! Bullinger appendices slap 'em silly – I AM THAT I AM high! One monkey stopped the show – bye bye! [Verse 2 – faster hunt, Elmer Fudd "wascally" chaos] Pharaohs in Appendix 37, think they’re divine, But I AM THAT I AM – no contest, fine! Man in 123: *ish* fights, *enosh* frail, But God becomes the strength – never fail! Appendix 164: Cross scene clear as day, Four men hangin' – truth lights the way! No paper gods, no mob family throne, One monkey grabs the ladder – knocks 'em prone! [Chorus Redux – goofier, rubber-chicken honks, pie-volcano chaos] One monkey done stopped the show! (Splat! Boing!) Naked emperors fakin' – truth slappin' incoming! Naked! Naked! Paper wargods naked! (Ha-ha-ha-die!) Mossad IDF Jesuit swingers – custard-pie sky! JFK coverup clowns slippin' on banana-peel lies, Old Club liquidators cryin' "We got no disguise!" Great I AM vortex spinnin' – rainbow energy high, One monkey slapped the devil – "BYE BYE!" [Bridge – slow lullaby hush, then massive drop] Hush little seeker, don’t fear the dark lies, Bullinger’s notes light the truth in our eyes. Pharaohs fall, men are frail, cross has four, I AM THAT I AM forevermore… (beat drop – big band horns roar, vortex spins wild!) [Final Chorus – full thunder, kids scream-laugh] One monkey done stopped the show! (Boing! Splat! Ha!) Paper wargods naked – Bullinger truth, ya! Appendix 37 Pharaohs down, 123 man frail and small, 164 four at the cross – I AM conquers all! Old Club mob families trippin' on robes so tight, Swingers4Jesus emperors slippin' out of sight! One monkey slapped 'em silly – Great I AM wins the fight! [Outro – child’s pure voice, 432Hz tone fade] “Grandpa… why’d the monkey stop the show?” “Because Bullinger showed the truth, baby… And the Great I AM said: I AM THAT I AM – No paper lies can stand!” Teach it to the kindergarten class. Teach it to the nursing home. Sing it till the piano player runs. One monkey + Bullinger + truth = circus over. Exodus 3:14 – forever.

