[Verse 1] Step right up—I’m here on stage, To distract from the chaos of yesterday’s rage. I’m Trudeau’s encore but with a new act, A polished performance to cover what’s lacked. No French debate—I stay silent as stone, A mime in the spotlight who stands all alone. I juggle vague answers and dance for applause, But wise adults see through my flaws. [Chorus] (Sing-along!) Send in the Carnie! The circus never ends. I’ll juggle vague answers And charm all my friends. Clap for my costume, Ignore what’s inside. Send in the Carnie— And enjoy this ride! [Verse 2] I’m Trudeau reborn with a corporate twist, A make-up routine you just can’t resist. Sustainability? Oh, I’ve got the plan— I recycle Conservative ideas when I can! From Goldman to Brookfield, I played their tune, Exporting your jobs to regions opportune. But don’t ask me questions—I’ll mime and evade, This carnival king prefers his charade! [Chorus] (Sing-along!) Send in the Carnie! The circus never ends. I’ll juggle vague answers And charm all my friends. Clap for my costume, Ignore what’s inside. Send in the Carnie— And enjoy this ride! [Verse 3] So it's a new clown costume with a corporate flair, Trudeau’s legacy painted with meticulous care. My sustainability plan? Recycling. Ya, the other guys stuff! I do it all the time; unwise, but it's enough. Brookfield’s my legacy—I shipped jobs abroad, And now I sell hope with a wink and a nod. Don’t dig too deep; it’s all surface shine, This Carnie’s act is hollow by design! [Chorus] Send in the Carnie! The circus never ends. I’ll mime through debates And charm all my friends. Clap for my costume, Ignore what’s inside. Send in the Carnie— And enjoy this ride!
