The Chosen One of the Galaxy

cartoon space opera, K-pop, Broadway musical

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[Intro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Soft]
Guess what happened today.
I was playing a space video game.
And a ship appeared outside my window --
And now I'm here.
[electronic sparkle]
[crowd laughing]
[Verse 1 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Pizzicato]
They checked my score.
They said: "She's the chosen one!"
I said: "Chosen for what?"
"The ancient prophecy."
They gave me a uniform, a ship, and a mission,
no interview, no contract, no training.
The prophecy said:
"The Chosen One will destroy the Empire."
I said: "How ugly."
I crossed it out with a marker.
"The Chosen One will IMPROVE the Empire."
Much better.
[spoken | Female Voice | Aside]
I thought the ship was pizza delivery.
[crowd laughing]
[Verse 2 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel]
I walked onto the bridge.
I removed the tactical screen, I put a fish tank.
"Where will we see the enemy?" they said.
"Later. Look at that little fish."
The red shirts were worried.
I wrapped them in bubble wrap.
"Done."
"Now nothing will happen to you."
The old mentor said:
"My time has come."
"I must sacrifice myself."
"It's my destiny."
I said: "First take a nap."
He slept and it passed.
We were going warp speed.
Too fast.
I slowed it down.
The pilot screamed:
"We'll arrive three hours late!"
I said: "But now we can see the stars."
[Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Enter]
The emperor appeared:
"I WILL CONQUER THE GALAXY!"
An endless speech.
I asked: "Are you done yet?"
He went silent.
"I brought you cookies."
[Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Marching Drums | First Climax]
Now I'm the captain,
nobody knows how.
The lasers are pink,
the shields are padded.
The galaxy spins a thousand times
and I still haven't gotten off!
[Verse 3 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Light Brass]
The rebel alliance called:
"It's time to attack!"
I said: "What if we send a card first?
So they get well soon."
"They want to destroy planets!" they said.
"Exactly. They must feel terrible."
The superweapon started glowing.
Everyone screamed:
"It's going to fire!"
I stuck a label on it:
"FRAGILE.
DO NOT HIT.
HANDLE WITH CARE."
The emperor screamed:
"YOU RUINED MY PLAN!"
"Your plan was very bad."
"I'M EVIL!"
I sent him a spa kit.
Face mask.
Cucumbers.
Bath salts.
"How do you feel?"
"A little better."
[spoken | Female Voice | Aside]
Nobody wants to conquer the galaxy after a face mask.
Well...
almost nobody.
[Verse 4 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel]
I found an ancient cosmic energy.
The master said:
"The energy flows through all things."
"Yes."
I put a ribbon of colors on it.
"Now it also matches the couch."
The training was very serious.
I turned it into an arts and crafts class.
The master asked:
"How will this help move mountains?"
I showed him a paper bird.
"First you master this."
"And then?" he said.
"Mountains."
The final duel began.
I raised my hand.
"Stop. Missing colors."
The villain looked at his sword.
"It doesn't intimidate anymore."
"Exactly."
"It doesn't look like a duel anymore.
It looks like a dance rehearsal."
[Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Swell]
The entire imperial fleet arrived.
I connected their communicators.
I said: "Your invasion is very important to us.
Please hold."
The admiral screamed:
"We've been waiting for twenty minutes!"
"Perfect."
"Nobody can attack like this!"
"EXACTLY."
Then the emperor appeared.
Dramatic music.
Heavy breathing.
There was silence.
"Bit -- I am your father."
"Really? How cute."
I hugged him.
"So now we're family."
"This wasn't in the prophecy."
"I already corrected it."
[Bridge | Spoken | Female Voice | Intimate | Piano Only]
They asked me:
"What's your strategy?"
I said: "I don't have a strategy. I have snacks."
"How will you win the war?"
I said: "I'll make them laugh."
"That's not a strategy."
I said: "Yet. --"
[orchestra builds]
[crowd builds]
[Final Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Key Change | Maximum Climax]
The planet is complete,
the Empire calmed down.
The rebels are eating cookies,
nobody knows what happened.
They said: "The Chosen One saved us!"
I said: "Don't exaggerate."
"It was the card."
[Outro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Laughing]
So yeah.
I saved the galaxy.
With cookies, bubble wrap,
a fish tank...
I'd do it again if necessary.
But next time I'm bringing my couch.
[crowd cheering]

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[Intro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Soft] Guess what happened today. I was playing a space video game. And a ship appeared outside my window -- And now I'm here. [electronic sparkle] [crowd laughing] [Verse 1 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Pizzicato] They checked my score. They said: "She's the chosen one!" I said: "Chosen for what?" "The ancient prophecy." They gave me a uniform, a ship, and a mission, no interview, no contract, no training. The prophecy said: "The Chosen One will destroy the Empire." I said: "How ugly." I crossed it out with a marker. "The Chosen One will IMPROVE the Empire." Much better. [spoken | Female Voice | Aside] I thought the ship was pizza delivery. [crowd laughing] [Verse 2 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel] I walked onto the bridge. I removed the tactical screen, I put a fish tank. "Where will we see the enemy?" they said. "Later. Look at that little fish." The red shirts were worried. I wrapped them in bubble wrap. "Done." "Now nothing will happen to you." The old mentor said: "My time has come." "I must sacrifice myself." "It's my destiny." I said: "First take a nap." He slept and it passed. We were going warp speed. Too fast. I slowed it down. The pilot screamed: "We'll arrive three hours late!" I said: "But now we can see the stars." [Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Enter] The emperor appeared: "I WILL CONQUER THE GALAXY!" An endless speech. I asked: "Are you done yet?" He went silent. "I brought you cookies." [Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Marching Drums | First Climax] Now I'm the captain, nobody knows how. The lasers are pink, the shields are padded. The galaxy spins a thousand times and I still haven't gotten off! [Verse 3 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Light Brass] The rebel alliance called: "It's time to attack!" I said: "What if we send a card first? So they get well soon." "They want to destroy planets!" they said. "Exactly. They must feel terrible." The superweapon started glowing. Everyone screamed: "It's going to fire!" I stuck a label on it: "FRAGILE. DO NOT HIT. HANDLE WITH CARE." The emperor screamed: "YOU RUINED MY PLAN!" "Your plan was very bad." "I'M EVIL!" I sent him a spa kit. Face mask. Cucumbers. Bath salts. "How do you feel?" "A little better." [spoken | Female Voice | Aside] Nobody wants to conquer the galaxy after a face mask. Well... almost nobody. [Verse 4 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel] I found an ancient cosmic energy. The master said: "The energy flows through all things." "Yes." I put a ribbon of colors on it. "Now it also matches the couch." The training was very serious. I turned it into an arts and crafts class. The master asked: "How will this help move mountains?" I showed him a paper bird. "First you master this." "And then?" he said. "Mountains." The final duel began. I raised my hand. "Stop. Missing colors." The villain looked at his sword. "It doesn't intimidate anymore." "Exactly." "It doesn't look like a duel anymore. It looks like a dance rehearsal." [Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Swell] The entire imperial fleet arrived. I connected their communicators. I said: "Your invasion is very important to us. Please hold." The admiral screamed: "We've been waiting for twenty minutes!" "Perfect." "Nobody can attack like this!" "EXACTLY." Then the emperor appeared. Dramatic music. Heavy breathing. There was silence. "Bit -- I am your father." "Really? How cute." I hugged him. "So now we're family." "This wasn't in the prophecy." "I already corrected it." [Bridge | Spoken | Female Voice | Intimate | Piano Only] They asked me: "What's your strategy?" I said: "I don't have a strategy. I have snacks." "How will you win the war?" I said: "I'll make them laugh." "That's not a strategy." I said: "Yet. --" [orchestra builds] [crowd builds] [Final Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Key Change | Maximum Climax] The planet is complete, the Empire calmed down. The rebels are eating cookies, nobody knows what happened. They said: "The Chosen One saved us!" I said: "Don't exaggerate." "It was the card." [Outro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Laughing] So yeah. I saved the galaxy. With cookies, bubble wrap, a fish tank... I'd do it again if necessary. But next time I'm bringing my couch. [crowd cheering]

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