[Intro - quiet, mumbled] If I had a family... [Chorus] If I had a family we would meet up in Minecraft If I had a family we would meet up on my birthday If I had a family they would tear my house down in Minecraft then my family would have enemies [Verse 1] I am sure there is somebody out there somewhere who would use blood to get close to me but they will never find me in here and I am not on Minecraft [Verse 2] Oh I am sure they are lookin' for me in that weird pixelated world but I stopped playing a decade ago and fuck my family if they are there looking for me it's a stupid place to look [Chorus - heavier] If I had a family we would meet up in Minecraft If I had a family we would meet up on my birthday If I had a family they build lava above everything I built spreading fire into the entire forest burning my farm and table this fuckin' family [Bridge - half spoken] Oh I am sure they are lookin' for me in that weird pixelated world but we never quite made it I never even went online in the days I played it [Breakdown Chorus - chanting, building] If I had a family we would meet up in Minecraft If I had a family we would meet up on my birthday If I had a family If I had a family Ooooh yeah I said If I had a family I said we would meet up on my birthday meet up on my birthday If I had a family but I don't, but I don't I do not, no I don't no, oh no, nobody said happy birthday [Outro - SHOUT] and I DO NOT PLAY that old ass GAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!
