[Intro] [robotic CCTV voice, monotone, slow] "System... online." "Squad... detected." "Recording... commenced." [Verse 1] My name is RARDO and my head is a CCTV Every angle of the squad is what I've already seen We all crack crates, we all get the same old crap Random socks and stickers, that's the loot-box trap Some lads spent the cash to skip the random spin I don't capture wallets, just the drip they're in So let me run the tape back, let me show you what I clock Every member of the squad on the CCTV dock [Pre-chorus] The Squad! The Squad! Every man a fashion crime! The Squad! The Squad! I record it every time! [Chorus] I see it all, I record it all, I never miss a frame! Every drop, every clip, every signature game! Default trousers? Not in my feed, oh no! I'm the camera in the squad and I'm running the show! [Verse 2] MissMissen in purple from her boots up to her hat Purple gun, purple parachute, purple welcome mat Wasp in black and yellow like he's stinging through the field Bumblebee assassin with a hexagon shield TROOPER wants to be a pirate, eye-patch, three-cornered hat Sails the Erangel coastline like a maritime cat Mixologist's a PayDay clown, full mask, big grin Heist-mode energy with that comic villain spin [Pre-chorus] The Squad! The Squad! Every man a fashion crime! The Squad! The Squad! I record it every time! [Verse 3] Billy's in a dress this week — different one each Friday Silent-Shooter Steve and Gooner? Twin bunny costume highway Essii and Zub completing the cross-dress parade Femme skins on the boys, they wear it well, well-played Biscuits flips the script, he wears a guy skin and a frock Short skirt with combat boots, ticking like a clock My lens don't judge a fit, my lens just captures all Every shape, every cut, every catwalk in the brawl [Chorus] I see it all, I record it all, I never miss a frame! Every drop, every clip, every signature game! Default trousers? Not in my feed, oh no! I'm the camera in the squad and I'm running the show! [Bridge] Hans_Holz in full camo from the boots up to the lid Loves the army surplus, gets the deals on sale Beemer's all in black like the All Blacks on the pitch Not a kiwi, not a goth, just an aesthetic switch Unkn0wnPlayer in a body suit, head to toe in spandex Superhero silhouette, who knows what's next? Every man a fashion crime! Every man a fashion crime! Every man a fashion crime! [RARDO turns the camera round] And as for me? White suit, black suit, grey suit, or a security uniform The all-seeing eye in a three-piece fit Fitting. [Pre-chorus] The Squad! The Squad! Every man a fashion crime! The Squad! The Squad! I record it every time! [Verse 4] Now if I missed your name and you're feeling kind of sour Maybe should have posted in ScratchPad in the last hour Chicken dinner photo gets your face into my feed No dinner posted, mate? Then I never saw the deed Drop a screenshot, drop a clip, drop a kill-cam pose Show me what you're wearing from your head down to your toes Earn your verse in chicken dinner glory Or stay outside my lens in someone else's story [Pre-chorus] The Squad! The Squad! Every man a fashion crime! The Squad! The Squad! I record it every time! [Final chorus] I see it all, I record it all, I never miss a frame! Every drop, every clip, every signature game! Default trousers? Not in my feed, oh no! I'm the camera in the squad and I'm running the show! [Outro] [robotic CCTV voice, monotone, slow] "Recording... complete." "Squad... archived." "Standing... by."
