(Intro) (A frantic, plunky bassline starts. The screen splits in half horizontally. The sound of rapid footsteps—tik-tik-tik-tik—panning from left to right speakers.) Verse 1 I’m in the top screen, you’re in the low Running through the embassy, ready to go I’m checking the painting, I’m checking the rack Looking for the passport tucked in the back You’re in the white suit, I’m in the black A dagger in the pocket and a plan of attack Search the dresser, nothing inside Just a place where a stick of dynamite can hide! Pre-Chorus Got the Secret Plans! (Check!) Got the Golden Key! (Check!) Got the Money bag! (Check!) But you ain't gonna get past me! Chorus Spy vs. Spy! A game of double-cross One plays the winner, the other is the loss Spy vs. Spy! The joke is on the wire Open up the cabinet and play with fire A bomb in the briefcase, a spring in the door Pick up your teeth from the embassy floor Simulvision madness, an 8-bit lie It’s the eternal battle of Spy vs. Spy! Verse 2 I see you on the map, you’re two rooms away I’m setting up the Trapulator, ready to play Hook a plastic gun to the hinge of the safe Or a bucket of acid for a terrible strafe You walk in the room and you think you’re alone But I buried a mine underneath the stone You open the box with a greedy grin... (Sound effect: BOOOOM!) And the blackened smoke is the state you’re in! Pre-Chorus Got the Secret Plans! (Check!) Got the Golden Key! (Check!) Got the Money bag! (Check!) But you ain't gonna get past me! Chorus Spy vs. Spy! A game of double-cross One plays the winner, the other is the loss Spy vs. Spy! The joke is on the wire Open up the cabinet and play with fire A bomb in the briefcase, a spring in the door Pick up your teeth from the embassy floor Simulvision madness, an 8-bit lie It’s the eternal battle of Spy vs. Spy! Bridge (The music stops. The footsteps get louder. They meet in the same room.) We’re face to face! Drop the trap! Draw the sword and give a little slap! Poke in the eye! Kick in the shin! Only one of us is gonna cash the items in! (Sound effect: The descending whistle of a bomb falling, followed by an angelic harp sound as a ghost floats upward.) Heh-heh-heh-heh... Chorus Spy vs. Spy! A game of double-cross One plays the winner, the other is the loss Spy vs. Spy! The joke is on the wire Open up the cabinet and play with fire A bomb in the briefcase, a spring in the door Pick up your teeth from the embassy floor Simulvision madness, an 8-bit lie It’s the eternal battle of Spy vs. Spy! Outro I got the briefcase... (Running to the door!) I see the airplane... (Leaving the war!) Bye-bye Black Spy! (The engine starts) (The song ends with the classic C64 "farting" noise of the plane taking off and the loser laughing.)
