[Intro: Captain calls; adult crew echoes his parrot] My parrot knows the password! MINE TO KEEP! Now mind your maps, ye rogues! [Verse 1: Captain, affectionate swagger] Dear hammer box from seventh grade, I love the sturdy joints I made. Dear hammers, every scuff rings true; I've kept a berth aboard for you. Dear Trip Line, raise your bedsheet sail; Let Porchlight Pirates chase our trail. The Cardboard Kraken guards the chest; One mint buys eight arms at their best! [Chorus: Captain and full crew, deck stomps] Hoist the Main! You'll never get my treasure! Heave-ho! Mine to keep! I love ye past all measure! Every scratch and every scar, Every crooked note and bar, Sing along, but mark these words: You'll never get my treasure! [Verse 2: Captain, warm grin and clear names] Bitcoin and Dogecoin, ye glittering pair; My chessboard and KINGSLAY, my cunning laid bare. Dear Force Fed songs, my racket and rhyme, I've hammered my heart into keeping your time. That Treasure Map X? I copied out three; Each points to a bucket beneath a palm tree. They dig up my note: "Keep digging, ye crew; There's nothing but sand in that X for you!" [Chorus: Captain and full crew, stronger handclaps] Hoist the Main! You'll never get my treasure! Heave-ho! Mine to keep! I love ye past all measure! Every scratch and every scar, Every crooked note and bar, Sing along, but mark these words: You'll never get my treasure! [Verse 3: Captain, fondly addressing his songs; fiddle underneath] Dear tunes, ye turn my timber to a stage; Dear words, ye kick the dust from every page. My parrot steals a chorus, loud and strong; Then squawks, "You'll never get my songs!" [Bridge: Captain and crew, drums and stomps only] "Bridget's Booty!" The crew wants more; Then "One More Port!" till their throats are sore. At Home Port, latch that chest for me; My parrot squawks, "Mine till the end of the sea!" [Final chorus: Full acoustic ensemble, crew roaring in tune] Hoist the Main! You'll never get my treasure! Heave-ho! Mine to keep! I love ye past all measure! Every scratch and every scar, Every crooked note and bar, Sing along, but mark these words: You'll never get my treasure! [Outro: Captain; crew repeats the parrot, hard stop] All my treasures, safe with me! MINE TO KEEP! MINE TO KEEP!
