### Dodzh Department Anthem (with Sirius Star and Anubis) **[Verse 1]** Woof, woof, hear the call, Efficiency’s comin’ for all, Sirius shines, Anubis stands, Shiba’s leading with jackal hands! Red tape falls, we’re breaking free, Bureaucracy bows on bended knee, Elon’s pack, with stellar might, Government’s leaner, day and night! **[Chorus]** Dodzh, Dodzh, guardians of green, Savin’ billions, keepin’ it clean, Woof it loud, Sirius gleams, Anubis guards our righteous dreams! To the stars, we’ll rise so fast, Wasteful spending’s in the past, Dodzh, Dodzh, light the way, Shiba’s rule begins today! **[Verse 2]** Out with the old, in with the new, Sirius guides, Anubis too, Trim the fat, the numbers sing, Jackal’s gaze on everything! From the Treasury to the skies, Waste dissolves before our eyes, A meme with might, a cosmic plan, Reform ignites by Shiba’s hand! **[Chorus]** Dodzh, Dodzh, guardians of green, Savin’ billions, keepin’ it clean, Woof it loud, Sirius gleams, Anubis guards our righteous dreams! To the stars, we’ll rise so fast, Wasteful spending’s in the past, Dodzh, Dodzh, light the way, Shiba’s rule begins today! **[Bridge]** Much wow, much change, much lore, Anubis watches from the core, Sirius burns, the jackal strides, Star and soul on freedom’s tides! Twenty souls, with ancient fire, Lift us up, we’re goin’ higher, Bark it proud beneath the glow, Cosmic justice starts to flow! **[Chorus]** Dodzh, Dodzh, guardians of green, Savin’ billions, keepin’ it clean, Woof it loud, Sirius gleams, Anubis guards our righteous dreams! To the stars, we’ll rise so fast, Wasteful spending’s in the past, Dodzh, Dodzh, light the way, Shiba’s rule begins today! **[Outro]** Woof, woof, the mission’s set, Sirius shines, Anubis met, A lean machine, a stellar reign, Government’s reborn again!
