### Verse 1 Betty went to the market, purchased some fruit But when she saw the price, she yelled, "That's highway loot!" She stormed off, determined to make it right She marched back to the counter, ready for a fight! ### Verse 2 "You said this was on sale! Now make it right!" The cashier ducked behind the till and screamed, "Not tonight!" "Oh damn, you pissed off the wrong woman, you're in trouble!" The manager saw Betty coming and knew his troubles had doubled! ### Verse 3 Manager comes over, says, "Is there a problem?" Betty says, "You're fuckin' right!" She slammed the fruit down on the counter and yelled, "You wanna make this right?!" ### Verse 4 "Listen asshole, when I come back tomorrow, You better be front and center!" The manager whispered, "Jesus Christ, Somebody call the store's defender!" ### Verse 5 Betty laughed and said, "You call your big man, he ain't ready for me!" The manager grabbed the intercom, "Security to aisle three!" ### Verse 6 Betty turned, saw the big man coming, Raised her leg high, nailed him in the jewels! He dropped like a sack of potatoes, Screaming, "OH GOD, THAT'S CRUEL!" ### Verse 7 She says, "See asshole, you don't fuck with Betty, I'm trouble you can't handle!" The manager threw his hands up, "Jesus, Betty! You're more than I can handle!" ### Verse 8 "Now listen up, all of you assholes, You need to know a few things!" Betty climbed up on the counter and shouted, "I'm the fucking queen of this shopping ring!" ### Verse 9 They all stood and watched in awe, As Betty laid down the law! "From now on, when Betty walks in, You better remember what you saw!" ### Outro Ever since that day, Other shoppers get the fuck out of her way! Even the store manager calls in sick, When Betty comes to shop on Saturday!
