[Verse 1] I woke up feelin' dangerous, caffeine in my veins, Saw a lab full o' gizmos and government brains. They said, “Don’t touch that!” — I touched it twice, Now I’m shootin’ through the sky like a buttered-up slice! [Chorus] Oh, I fly with fire and I dance through doom, Lasers sizzlin’, missiles go boom boom boom! Got style for miles and a trail of flames, Jetpack swagger—ain’t playin’ no games! [Verse 2] I ride a stompin’ robot like it’s Sunday brunch, Eat missiles for breakfast, zap lasers for lunch. Coins in my pocket, a grin on my face, The scientists scream—I'm winnin’ this race! [Bridge] I got a bird that poops out gold, A dragon with a heart ice cold… Teleporters, mech suits, and things I can’t name, But through it all, I stay in the game. [Chorus] Yeah I glide, I slide, with panache and flair, Explosions behind me, wind in my hair! No cape, no crown, no hero acclaim… Just Barry with a jetpack—remember the name! [Outro] Ba-da-bap! Zip-zap-zoo! Flying past danger like cool folks do. Jetpack joyride, I’m feelin’ alive— One finger on the screen, I’m ready to dive! (Hit it, saxophone!)


