[Verse 1] You got that look when I walk through the door Like you're hiding somethin' under the floor Dishes stacked up since a week ago Tuesday Don't be shy, baby, I've seen worse, it's okay You hide the laundry when your mama comes by Stuff it in the closet and you pray she won't pry But I know your mess, every crumb, every stain Just lie back, honey, let me take the blame [Pre-Chorus] Slip me the key, don't say a word Your little secret's safe, I swear it on my Clorox One little scrub And I'm out the door [Chorus] I wanna be your dirty little secret Every other Tuesday, every other Tuesday I wanna be your dirty little secret Nobody has to know I came (I came to clean) Get down on my knees for that baseboard (That baseboard) Leave it shining like you never lived there before (Never before) [Verse 2] There's a ring in your tub that we don't talk about Somethin' growin' in the fridge I had to throw out You tell your friends that you're a natural neat freak But I'm the reason your place smells like a clean sheet You slip me a tip and you give me a wink I leave you a swan made of towels by the sink You say you'll call me when it all gets bad again Baby, we both know you'll be callin' me by ten [Pre-Chorus] Slip me the key, don't say a word Your little secret's safe, I swear it on my Clorox One little scrub And I'm out the door [Chorus] I wanna be your dirty little secret Every other Tuesday, every other Tuesday I wanna be your dirty little secret Nobody has to know I came (I came to clean) Get down on my knees for that baseboard (That baseboard) Leave it shining like you never lived there before (Never before) [Bridge] Take the credit, tell 'em you did it all yourself Pour a glass of wine, put your feet up on the shelf I'll be gone before your company arrives Just a little bubble trouble, sparkle in your eyes [Final Chorus] I wanna be your dirty little secret Every other Tuesday, every other Tuesday I wanna be your dirty little secret Nobody has to know I came (I came to clean) Get Bubbled, baby, I'll make it shine (Make it shine) Your dirty little secret's safe with mine (Safe with mine)
