Boo Me, Kid

Dry close-miked promo production, driving 98 BPM stomp, ring-bell hits over kick, chair-slam snare, distorted guitar and bass, taunting male MC in a high, light upper register with stacked hook harmonies, ‑indie, ‑soft, ‑gentle, ‑sleepy, ‑lullaby, ‑whisper, ‑industrial, ‑trap hi-hat rolls, ‑drill, ‑choir, ‑gang shouts, ‑crowd chants, ‑Soft Fire, ‑lo-fi, ‑brass, ‑ballad, ‑piano, ‑organ, ‑keyboards, ‑metal, ‑slide guitar, ‑808, ‑sub bass, ‑handclaps, ‑cowbell, ‑punk, ‑country, ‑twang, ‑opera, ‑gospel, ‑funk, ‑ska, ‑horror, ‑generic rap voice, ‑crooning, ‑crooner, ‑breathy, ‑high light vocal, ‑talk-sing, ‑hushed, ‑legato, ‑silky, ‑smooth, ‑half-spoken, ‑close-mic, ‑thin vocal, ‑mumble rap, ‑auto-tune, ‑dubstep, ‑EDM drop, ‑R&B, ‑emo, ‑strings, ‑warm mid-range male vocal, ‑female vocals, ‑pop, ‑cheesy, ‑sung chorus, ‑acoustic guitar, ‑trap

V6-MINI

[Intro: Taunting promo-style male MC, spoken promo into a ring mic]
Ladies and gentlemen, the man your mama warned you about
The Butcher
And I can't hear you

[Verse 1: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting]
Monday through Thursday I'm the nicest man in town
Coach the T-ball team and drive the carpool all around
Friday night, the gym lights, bleach-blond hair and a sneer
And I'm the Butcher, baby, everybody hate me here
Kitchen at the house, I got my son up on a chair
Milo, eight years old, with a sign up in the air
Says I HATE THE BUTCHER in his crooked purple paint
I say, louder, little man, you sound like you might faint

[Hook: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting]
Boo me, kid, make the whole gym hear it
Boo me like you mean it, kid, I need it
Front row, my number one little hater
Boo me now, kid, I'll hug you later

[Verse 2: Taunting promo-style male MC, building heat]
Crowd's a funny animal, they follow who is loud
Little kid in the front row can turn a sleepy crowd
So we practiced every night like a game of catch
Boo on the entrance and a boo on the snatch
Boo when I cheat and when I choke him with the tape
Boo when I pull the hair and when I steal the cape
Thumbs down, tongue out, the whole face in a knot
He's the best little hater that a bad man ever got

[Verse 3: Taunting promo-style male MC, match night]
Friday night, I'm walking down, the curtain at my back
Crowd is kind of sleepy and the music's kind of flat
Then I see him stand up on the folding chair in front
Sign above his head, he takes a breath, and here it comes

[Break: lone kid's boo, the band thins out, one small voice alone]
Boooooo

[Verse 4: Taunting promo-style male MC, the whole gym answering]
Now three hundred people standing up and booing like a storm
Grandmas throwing popcorn and the bleach is getting warm
Promoter in the corner counting heads and counting cash
Says Butcher, you're the main event, I'm doubling your stash
Bell rings, I cheat, I win, they boo me out the door
Look down at the front row, wink at my little boy
In the car he says, Dad, was I loud enough tonight
I say, son, you're the reason that your daddy's paid right

[Final Hook: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting]
Boo me, kid, make the whole gym hear it
Boo me like you mean it, kid, I need it
Front row, my number one little hater
Boo me now, kid, I'll hug you later

[End]

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[Intro: Taunting promo-style male MC, spoken promo into a ring mic] Ladies and gentlemen, the man your mama warned you about The Butcher And I can't hear you [Verse 1: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting] Monday through Thursday I'm the nicest man in town Coach the T-ball team and drive the carpool all around Friday night, the gym lights, bleach-blond hair and a sneer And I'm the Butcher, baby, everybody hate me here Kitchen at the house, I got my son up on a chair Milo, eight years old, with a sign up in the air Says I HATE THE BUTCHER in his crooked purple paint I say, louder, little man, you sound like you might faint [Hook: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting] Boo me, kid, make the whole gym hear it Boo me like you mean it, kid, I need it Front row, my number one little hater Boo me now, kid, I'll hug you later [Verse 2: Taunting promo-style male MC, building heat] Crowd's a funny animal, they follow who is loud Little kid in the front row can turn a sleepy crowd So we practiced every night like a game of catch Boo on the entrance and a boo on the snatch Boo when I cheat and when I choke him with the tape Boo when I pull the hair and when I steal the cape Thumbs down, tongue out, the whole face in a knot He's the best little hater that a bad man ever got [Hook: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting] Boo me, kid, make the whole gym hear it Boo me like you mean it, kid, I need it Front row, my number one little hater Boo me now, kid, I'll hug you later [Verse 3: Taunting promo-style male MC, match night] Friday night, I'm walking down, the curtain at my back Crowd is kind of sleepy and the music's kind of flat Then I see him stand up on the folding chair in front Sign above his head, he takes a breath, and here it comes [Break: lone kid's boo, the band thins out, one small voice alone] Boooooo [Verse 4: Taunting promo-style male MC, the whole gym answering] Now three hundred people standing up and booing like a storm Grandmas throwing popcorn and the bleach is getting warm Promoter in the corner counting heads and counting cash Says Butcher, you're the main event, I'm doubling your stash Bell rings, I cheat, I win, they boo me out the door Look down at the front row, wink at my little boy In the car he says, Dad, was I loud enough tonight I say, son, you're the reason that your daddy's paid right [Final Hook: Taunting promo-style male MC, taunting] Boo me, kid, make the whole gym hear it Boo me like you mean it, kid, I need it Front row, my number one little hater Boo me now, kid, I'll hug you later [End]

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