[Intro – Grand Piano, Dramatic Opera] Something is wrong. I can feel it. [Pause] Very wrong. [Verse] Dropped my toothbrush in the toilet Broke the mirror before eight Put my T-shirt on backwards Didn't notice till too late [Orchestral Rise] Coffee spilled my phone fell down Missed the door and hit the ground At this point I'm pretty sure— [dramatic pause] I'm cursed. [House Beat Enters] [Build] One thing two things three things more What the hell is happening for? [Silence] Don't answer. [DROP – House + Opera] Beautiful disaster! Everything I touch goes wrong Beautiful disaster! And the day is still so long [Operatic Instrumental Drop] Aaaaaah— Why meeeee? [Break – Grand Piano] Keys? Gone. Wallet? Home. Shirt? Still backwards. [Orchestra builds dramatically] I surrender. [Pause] …actually, no. [FINAL BUILD] If this day wants a fight— [Silence] Fine. [HUGE FINAL DROP] Come on then! Break another mirror spill another drink I've officially stopped trying to think Everything's chaos nothing goes right— Beautiful disaster, I'm surviving tonight! [Opera + Piano + Deep Bass Finale] Disaster! Disaster! Aaaaaah— BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! [Outro – single piano notes] Tomorrow will be better. [Pause] …right?
