The Toilet Paper Rhapsody

[Verse] I sit here in silence oh what have I done A moment of peace now the trouble’s begun Porcelain throne my solitary stage But I feel the coming of a paperless rage [Prechorus] Oh no Oh no The roll is bare Oh no Oh no Does anyone care? [Chorus] Toilet paper Where did you go? Left me stranded in this show No savior No rescue in sight Toilet paper Oh toilet paper You’ve fled into the night [Verse 2] Was it the roommate or was it the cat? Who took the last sheet and left me like that? My kingdom for a tissue A napkin A square I cry to the heavens but no one is there [Bridge] Mama I’ve made a big mistake Thought I’d sit and contemplate Now I’m doomed It’s too late If I shout Will they hear my plight? Can someone save me before the night? [Chorus] Toilet paper Where did you go? Left me stranded in this show No savior No rescue in sight Toilet paper Oh toilet paper You’ve fled into the night