Fon-DON'T You Dare

[Intro - Funky Electro Beat] [Spoken Word] Welcome to the esteemed world of fondue etiquette. [Funky Bass Line Warms Up] [Spoken Word] Rule One Remember, darlings, no double dipping. [Synth Wave Build-Up] [Spoken Word] Rule Two A gentle swirl, a delicate twirl; [Buildup] [Spoken Word - Distorted] Rule Three One dip per dipper, please. Rule Four Let's keep it classy. [Final Acceleration] classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy classy cheese [Pause] Shh... just listen to the fondue speak. [Electro-Swing Beat Drop] [Electro-Swing Beat Continues] [Spoken Word] Rule Five Never lose your bread in the bed of cheese. [Accordion Section Flares] [Spoken Word] Rule Six If it drops, don’t stop; use your pick, not your stick. [Accordion Arpeggiator] [Spoken Word - Echo] Rule Seven No crisscrossing forks, maintain your course. [Jungle Break] [Spoken Word - Whisper] Rule Eight The fondue pot is a communal spot, share with care. [Bridge - Accordion] [Spoken Word - Reverberated] Rule Nine Cheese or chocolate, respect the pot; it's all we've got. [Buildup - Synthesizer Escalation] [Spoken Word - Emphatic] Rule Ten For a perfect end, compliment the blend. [Final Acceleration] blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blended cheese [Pause - Vinyl Scratch] So say YES PLEASE! [Insane Accordion Drop] [Crowd] YES PLEASE! [Accordion Synth Solo] cheese (please) [Arpeggiator] cheese (please) [Accordion Synth Solo] [Bridge] [Spoken Word - Emphatic] Rule Ten For a perfect end, compliment the blend. [Final Acceleration] blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blended cheese [Pause - Vinyl Scratch] So say YES PLEASE [Distorted] CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE [Insane Accordion Drop] say, yes please! [Accordion Beatdown] [Funk Bridge] [Refrain] [Spoken Word] Rule Ten For a perfect end, compliment the blend. [Final Acceleration] blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blended cheese [Pause - Vinyl Scratch] So say YES PLEASE [Distorted] CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE [Insane Accordion Drop] Rule Ten For a perfect end, compliment the blend. [Final Acceleration] blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend blend [Pause - Vinyl Scratch] compliment the blend yes please! [Insane Accordion Drop] I said, yes please cheese, please [Bridge] blend blend blend blend blend blend blend cheese [Accordion Solo] blend blend blend blend blend blend blend cheese [Grand Finale - Electro Swing and Orchestra Fusion] cheese blend [Accordion Outro] [Spoken Word] This has been your one and only lesson in fondue etiquette Bon voyage! [Accordion Outro] [Fade] Now don't fuck it up