The Black Lagoon Splash (Remastered)

[Intro] "It was another perfectly peaceful night... ...until somebody skipped a stone... ...across the wrong lagoon." "Guess who answered?" [Verse I] Moonlight spilled on haunted reeds, Spanish moss and phantom weeds. Fireflies danced above the mire, Fog rolled low like ghostly choir. Every frog went strangely mute, Every owl forgot to hoot. Then the water cracked a grin... Boss surfaced... with a devilish fin. One old gator tipped his hat. Boss just growled, "Fancy that." Even the cattails leaned away... Everybody knew he came to play. [Hook] THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Shake that swamp! Splash that tide! Everybody move before you hide! THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Stomp those boots! Clap those hands! Boss is throwin' the biggest bash this side of haunted lands! [Verse II] Skeleton Pirates played the bass. Immortal Jellyfish picked up pace. Bog Witches formed conga lines. Ghostly Sirens poured fermented brine. Swamp Thing yelled, "Save me a seat!" Kraken answered, "Bring more meat!" Nessie surfaced lookin' proud. Even Davy Jones joined the crowd. Every cryptid, dead or scaly, Came because they'd heard the word... "When Boss throws parties... ...every monster gets dessert." [Hook] THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Spin around! Shake the reeds! Scare the campers off their knees! THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Raise the tide! Laugh out loud! Every nightmare's dancin' with the crowd! [Bridge] WHO'S IN THE WATER? BOSS! WHO'S IN THE FOG? NESSIE! WHO'S UNDER THE DOCK? THE KRAKEN! WHO STOLE THE FISH TACOS? "...Probably Boss." [Breakdown] "One fin up!" "SPLASH!" "One fin down!" "SPLASH!" "Shake the reeds!" "SPLASH!" "Spin around!" "SPLASH!" "Tail to the left!" "Tail to the right!" "Kick up the mud!" "All night!" "Stomp that swamp!" "Shake that splash!" "Everybody do— THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH!" [Verse III] By first light the fog had cleared. The frightened townsfolk slowly peered. No great battle. No tragic end. Just monster footprints round the bend. Empty punch bowl. Broken pier. One confused lifeguard standing here. He scratched his head... Read one small sign... "THANKS FOR COMING. SEE YA NEXT HIGH TIDE. Signed— The Boss." [Final Hook] THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Everybody sway! Shake the swamp! Rock all day! THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Twist and shout! Raise the tide! There ain't no better place to hide! THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! Fin to fin! Side by side! Every cryptid's full of pride! THE BLACK LAGOON SPLASH! One more dance! One more cheer! We'll be back... ...same lagoon... ...next year! [Outro] "If you hear music... coming from the swamp... Don't panic. ... Just bring snacks. Boss hates it when guests arrive hungry."