GLOBAL WARNING by Hansi Drootdo 🎸

[Spoken]
"I've lost all track of the years... 
no one can tell you that now. 
But I remember the moment 
the clock stopped."

[Verse 1]
It was twenty twenty-nine, 
the skies were clear and blue,
The AI weather drone said: 
“Hail and downpour due!”
The sun was shining bright, 
but panic took the floor,
“The algorithm can’t be wrong!” 
so they declared a war.
A State of Emergency was called 
“Fix reality!”
They launched a thousand drones 
to fight the discrepancy.
They didn’t stop the forecast no, 
they made the forecast true,
And the capital was buried in a 
hail-storm, forecast came through

[Chorus]
We never fixed the error, 
we just layered on the lie.
We made the correction worse 
until we kissed the sky.
The spiral only spun, 
'cause we refused to bend,
And that first stupid glitch 
became the world's dark end!

[Verse 2]
The capital was buried, 
the news was spreading wide.
The leader said: 
"It's ugly, we've got something here to hide.
The problem's not the forecast, 
but the sky's embarrassing color,"
So they launched the 
'Happy-Sky-Fix', to make the world feel duller.
They sprayed a billion tons of 
"Cloud-Control-Powder" up high,
To neutralize the problem right across the sky!
It worked, but when the sun hit, 
the compound changed its hue,
The sky turned fluorescent, 
sickly green and blue!

[Verse 3]
The populace was fleeing, 
gripped by the green, hypnotic dread,
They cried: "The sun is poison!" 
and hid themselves instead.
The leaders met in bunkers, 
shaken and confused,
And cried: "The fix has failed us! 
We need the final noose."
They launched the 'Optic-Filter-Fix', 
a million miles above,
To block the sun entirely, 
and earn the people's love.
The sun became a darkness, 
granting no release,
The world spun into winter, 
no one checked the freeze.

[Spoken Interlude]
"Now the ice had seized the wheel, 
no reverse to find.
We’d doubled down on folly, 
left all caution behind.
We were out of options then, 
the barrel to the head,
The final correction, friend, 
would surely leave us dead."

[Verse 4]
The only heat was coming 
from the last thermal core,
The surface was a glacier, 
we could not take much more.
But the leaders in the bunkers, 
they still had one last thought:
"If cold is the issue, 
we'll melt the world we fought!"
They aimed the nuclear payload 
at the ancient ocean bed,
They said: "The water’s frozen, 
we will melt the world instead!"
The warheads fired and struck, 
with a blinding flash of white,
And the oceans turned to steam, 
the planet burst alight.

[Outro]
The planet's out of orbit, 
just a silent, smoking sphere.
The spiral finished spinning, 
no audience to cheer.
We fixed the problem 
right out of existence,
Mission accomplished, 
with zero resistance.

[Spoken]
"perfection through extinction,
It happened – and no one stopped it"

ohh, noooo....

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[Spoken] "I've lost all track of the years... no one can tell you that now. But I remember the moment the clock stopped." [Verse 1] It was twenty twenty-nine, the skies were clear and blue, The AI weather drone said: “Hail and downpour due!” The sun was shining bright, but panic took the floor, “The algorithm can’t be wrong!” so they declared a war. A State of Emergency was called “Fix reality!” They launched a thousand drones to fight the discrepancy. They didn’t stop the forecast no, they made the forecast true, And the capital was buried in a hail-storm, forecast came through [Chorus] We never fixed the error, we just layered on the lie. We made the correction worse until we kissed the sky. The spiral only spun, 'cause we refused to bend, And that first stupid glitch became the world's dark end! [Verse 2] The capital was buried, the news was spreading wide. The leader said: "It's ugly, we've got something here to hide. The problem's not the forecast, but the sky's embarrassing color," So they launched the 'Happy-Sky-Fix', to make the world feel duller. They sprayed a billion tons of "Cloud-Control-Powder" up high, To neutralize the problem right across the sky! It worked, but when the sun hit, the compound changed its hue, The sky turned fluorescent, sickly green and blue! [Chorus] We never fixed the error, we just layered on the lie. We made the correction worse until we kissed the sky. The spiral only spun, 'cause we refused to bend, And that first stupid glitch became the world's dark end! [Verse 3] The populace was fleeing, gripped by the green, hypnotic dread, They cried: "The sun is poison!" and hid themselves instead. The leaders met in bunkers, shaken and confused, And cried: "The fix has failed us! We need the final noose." They launched the 'Optic-Filter-Fix', a million miles above, To block the sun entirely, and earn the people's love. The sun became a darkness, granting no release, The world spun into winter, no one checked the freeze. [Spoken Interlude] "Now the ice had seized the wheel, no reverse to find. We’d doubled down on folly, left all caution behind. We were out of options then, the barrel to the head, The final correction, friend, would surely leave us dead." [Verse 4] The only heat was coming from the last thermal core, The surface was a glacier, we could not take much more. But the leaders in the bunkers, they still had one last thought: "If cold is the issue, we'll melt the world we fought!" They aimed the nuclear payload at the ancient ocean bed, They said: "The water’s frozen, we will melt the world instead!" The warheads fired and struck, with a blinding flash of white, And the oceans turned to steam, the planet burst alight. [Chorus] We never fixed the error, we just layered on the lie. We made the correction worse until we kissed the sky. The spiral only spun, 'cause we refused to bend, And that first stupid glitch became the void that we descend! [Outro] The planet's out of orbit, just a silent, smoking sphere. The spiral finished spinning, no audience to cheer. We fixed the problem right out of existence, Mission accomplished, with zero resistance. [Spoken] "perfection through extinction, It happened – and no one stopped it" ohh, noooo....

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