A Little Bit Of Rad In My Step

[Intro] Hey folks! Don’t be sad— You just need a little RAD! [Verse 1] Woke up glowing green this mornin’, Feelin’ mighty fine, Doc said, “Son, you’re radiatin’,” I said, “Man, that suits me just divine!” Got a spark in my shoes, And a hum in my chest, Guess the fallout fairy blessed me, With the nuclear best! [Chorus] Got a little bit of rad in my step, A little glow when I groove, When the lights go out, baby, I’m the one that makes the room move! No need for a candle, No lamp, no match, no flame— Got a little bit of rad in my step, And I’m dancin’ just the same! [Verse 2] People say, “Boy, you’re crazy!” I say, “Just half-life insane,” But when that jukebox crackles, All my atoms start to sway again. My sweetheart says I’m smokin’, Though I swear I don’t puff, Guess my heart’s just atomic, And it’s lightin’ up her love! [Chorus – reprise] Got a little bit of rad in my step, A little shake in my shoes, When the Geiger starts a-tickin’, I just can’t refuse! Come on, baby, hold me close, Before we melt the floor, Got a little bit of rad in my step, And I’m comin’ back for more! [Outro – shouted with brass finale] So when the bombs drop, don’t you fret— Just dance your way through the sunset!