[Verse 1] Judge says you're drunk and you can't drive a car Grab a bike and a mower from your neighbor's backyard DUI bike [Verse 2] Hundred miles to the gallon if the wind is good Twenty miles per hour Highway 90 through the hood DUI bike [Chorus] DUI bike DUI bike Liquor-sickle, tweaker-trike, DUI bike [Verse 3] Little girl's pink Schwinn will get you pretty far With a thirty-rack of Busch across the handlebars DUI bike [Verse 4] Zip behind me unannounced and my pants get messy It's divided our house, Mrs. Carol thinks they're sexy DUI bike [Chorus] DUI bike DUI bike Liquor-sickle, tweaker-trike, DUI bike [Verse 5] Rules of the road don't apply to them jack All pedals and pull-starts 'til they get their license back DUI Bike [Verse 6] Mayor Burress shut 'em down, outlawed bikes and mowers Now they're stealing skateboards and leaf blowers DUI skateboard! [Chorus] DUI bike DUI bike Liquor-sickle, tweaker-trike, DUI bike [Outro] DUI bike DUI bike Liquor-sickle, tweaker-trike, DUI bike You can clap now if you'd like Liquor-sickle, tweaker-trike, DUI bike (Yeah!)
