Gunpowder Nachos

Black flag flyin', kegs ignitin', We drag the kraken down. Rum blast-boilin', chainsaw roarin', We'll send 'em down and drown! Raise your hook, lads, light the fuse, Kick the devil's teeth loose! Stomp the plank and ring the bell, Tonight we're raisin' hell! Hey! Ho! Chug the rum! Hey! Ho! Here we come! Slash and crash and bang the drum— Hey! Ho! We've come undone! Blood on the poop deck, flames in the sky, Cacklin' like madmen as the cannonballs fly. Gunpowder nachos, whiskey by the cask, Every lousy landlubber better haul ass! We'll mosh with the merfolk till the morning sun, With gold-tooth grins and a cutlass for fun! Hey! Hey! The party sharks have come! We snap their mast with a thunderous laugh, Then paint the deck bright red. Some bastard's shreddin' a solo for plunder, Some bastard's wearin' the dead! Raise your hook, lads, light the fuse, Kick the devil's teeth loose! Stomp the plank and ring the bell, Tonight we're raisin' hell! Hey! Ho! Chug the rum! Hey! Ho! Here we come! Slash and crash and bang the drum— Hey! Ho! We've come undone! Blood on the poop deck, flames in the sky, Cacklin' like madmen as the cannonballs fly. Gunpowder nachos, whiskey by the cask, Every lousy landlubber better haul ass! We'll mosh with the merfolk till the morning sun, With gold-tooth grins and a cutlass for fun! Hey! Hey! The party sharks have come! The captain's teeth are stuck in the parrot, His rum-soaked coat's a mess. We chuck three chests of sunken treasure, Then drink till we can't stand less! Raise your hook, lads, light the fuse, Kick the devil's teeth loose! Stomp the plank and ring the bell, Tonight we're raisin' hell! Hey! Ho! Chug the rum! Hey! Ho! Here we come! Slash and crash and bang the drum— Hey! Ho! We've come undone! (Ho!)