[Verse] Lorie's got a story to tell Something funny you can’t unspell About a neighbor with a kitten And a lesson she ain't forgettin' [Verse 2] She said don't eat your neighbor's pet That's advice you won't regret A kitty cat ain't for snackin' Better heed this wacky warnin' [Chorus] Don't eat your neighbor's pussy It's not a dish for you and me Just love those furry friends alright Don't take a bite on any night [Verse 3] Think of the purrs and all the purrin' The gentle sound of their fur whirlin' Kitty toys and yarn to play Not a meal for any day [Bridge] People might laugh They might jest But Lorie gives her best advice Keep it light Keep it nice No feline sacrifice [Chorus] Don’t eat your neighbor’s pussy It's not a dish for you and me Just love those furry friends alright Don't take a bite on any night
