Ignore Those Fools

[Intro, spoken coldly] "Fox... Your laughter over such a horrendous, juvenile attempt of a parody had to be at my expense... We both know you're capable of writing far more thought-out alternates of myself." [Verse 1, rapping] What we had watched was disgustingly stupid. Wish I could unsee what I find to be putrid. The polar opposite of myself is a waste of breath. You can't be book-smart /and/ mispronounce the word "death." The contradiction there shows his inability, To make a worthwhile, entertaining parody. This makes me wonder why I had ever met you. That brain rot you found got you so amused. You won't write me like an idiot, true. I won't indulge further. I refuse. Ryuk's raspy laughter will go on for days. I know him too well, given how long he's stayed. [Hook, singing] "Anything to keep the fandom alive", they say. A new generation of fans exist to my dismay. Ignore those fools. They're beneath you. Don't go looking for other episodes to view. Trust me, they'll only become worse from here. Don't look further into that slop. Steer clear! [Verse 2, rapping] I despised how my mom was interpreted, The way she treated Other Me like a kid. That parody creator's a dim-witted twit. Can't I mentally regurgitate this shit? Listen up. Make no mistake. I'm not here to entertain. I unload to ease this migraine. I know you've done the same. I don't dare think how a parodied Misa could be. I'd rather not go there and hang onto my sanity. That clingy idol, she's more than a handful. Her protective shadow too--they're such a hassle. [Hook, singing] "Anything to keep the fandom alive", they say. A new generation of fans exist to my dismay. Ignore those fools. They're beneath you. Don't go looking for other episodes to view. Trust me, they'll only become worse from here. Don't look further into that slop. Steer clear! [Outro] Take my advice. Forget that garbage. No idle talk or bavardage. Let's shift our focus. Do better. We know you are a skilled writer. [spoken] "Okay, let's end it here... Soon, we'll have to go over the ongoing Eldritch problem in this headspace realm of yours."