(Auction Intro) Well alright folks gather 'round Got a special item up on the stand right now One owner, lots of miles Runs a little rough but it still makes a sound Do I hear a one, do I hear a two? Who wants a heart that'll stay true? (Verse 1) Got a gently used heart on the auction block Still keeps time like an old wall clock Been through storms, been through rain Got a couple dents from a runaway train Twang guitar and a neon light It'll love you hard every Saturday night Little bit faded, little bit scarred But baby that's what makes it worth regard (Pre-Chorus) Who'll bid higher? Raise that hand This old heart's still in demand Ain't no warranty but it starts right up Just add kisses and a little luck (Chorus) Bid it up, bid it up, don't be shy Got a heart that'll love till the day it dies Going once, going twice, hold on tight Somebody's taking this heart tonight Hey now, who wants true? Ain't many left like this one do Sold to the girl in the blue jean boots For a gently used heart that still loves you (Post-Chorus Drop) Sold! Sold! Can I get a hallelujah? Sold! Sold! Best deal south of Tulsa (Verse 2) Chicken-pickin' ringing through the hall Mirrorball spinning on the county wall Walking bass and a shuffle groove Got bidders lining up to make their move Sure it's been broken once or twice That's exactly why the price is right Still got dreams and a tank half full Still pulls harder than a Texas bull (Pre-Chorus) Who'll bid higher? Raise that hand This old heart's still in demand Might squeak a little when the weather turns But it's full of fire and ready to burn (Chorus) Bid it up, bid it up, don't be shy Got a heart that'll love till the day it dies Going once, going twice, hold on tight Somebody's taking this heart tonight Hey now, who wants true? Ain't many left like this one do Sold to the girl in the blue jean boots For a gently used heart that still loves you (Breakdown Auction Chant) Twenty, thirty, forty, fifty Who'll get lucky? Who'll get with me? Sixty, seventy, eighty grand Best little heart in the whole dang land Going once! Going twice! Raise that paddle, name your price! (Jumpstyle Drop) Hey! Bid it higher now Hey! Don't let it get away Hey! Last chance tonight This old heart still runs just right (Final Chorus) Bid it up, bid it up, don't be shy Got a heart that'll love till the day it dies Going once, going twice, hold on tight Somebody's taking this heart tonight Neon flashing, country pride Disco boots and a wild-eyed ride Sold forever underneath moonlight This gently used heart found love tonight (Outro Auction Call) Well that's all folks, another satisfied sale One gently used heart, slightly worn but reliable Sold! To the pretty little lady dancing by the stage May it love long and prosper all its days... Sold!
