by: Unknown date: Unknown source: The Thousand Orcs Climb that trail, Break down that door, Find that tunnel, And run some more. Cross that bridge of fiery glow, Deeper still, away we go! There's a kingdom without crowns, You've found the town of Upsen Downs! [Chorus] Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! You've found the town of Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! Make some smiles from those frowns. You've found the place with the finest ale, With arm-sized pretzels that never go stale! With big Chef Muglump and his coney stew, And Master Bumble with his forty brews! [Chorus] Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! You've found the town of Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! Make some smiles from those frowns. And in the mines, you strike the rock, Haul it with tackle, haul it with block. Smelt it down, and you'll soon be told – Upsen Downs has the finest gold! [Chorus] Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! You've found the town of Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! Upsen Downs! Make some smiles from those frowns.
